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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. TX.

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    Tip: don't buy a different brand of wine for Ice-apolooza. One glass gave me a massive headache almost immediately. Guess I'm doing this one sober.
     
    #21 TX., Dec 6, 2013
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    Necrophilia isn't anywhere on my non-existent fetish list.

    Well, in their defence Westerns generally are not great. I will probably make my next boyfriend watch Agnes Varda's entire filmography with me and then I might marry him.
     
    #22 jennitalia, Dec 6, 2013
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    I've been taking guitar lessons with a new teacher since May, and he's been great. The fucker told me this last night:

    "Yeah, I've been giving you more than I thought you could get through. So I keep giving you more. You keep killing yourself to get through it. So it's working!"

    What a dick. But I'm getting to 'almost passable' which is a huge improvement.
     
    #23 The Village Idiot, Dec 6, 2013
  4. Crown Royal

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    They're emo music, but they have a good range.
     
    #24 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2013
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    I dunno....
     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Dream big. She has her own style but you may need roofies to get any man to sit through Vagabond, The Gleaners and I, etc. however you could trick them into watching one with a title like Kung Fu Master! although the title will be the thing they enjoy most.

    And High Noon and Johnny Guitar are better than any of those movies so N-YAH!!!!
     
    #26 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2013
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    I think you need a new woman, sir. Tombstone is one of the best ever. I've never had to beg anyone to watch that.
     
    #27 xrayvision, Dec 6, 2013
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    Kilmer owns that movie.

    Closing on the house Monday, finally.

    Accidentally updated Tapatalk, any mods here fell like updating the API for Tapatalk?
     
    #28 Flat_Rate, Dec 6, 2013
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    Tombstone is an awesome classic. Find better women.

    I would if I knew how.
     
    #29 shegirl, Dec 6, 2013
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    It's one of her few flaws but I haven't given up (and won't). She's planning on breaking in her new Kitchenaid mixer by baking cookies for me tomorrow, so it evens out.
     
    #30 katokoch, Dec 6, 2013
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    Does anybody know why Kurt Russell took his name off the dirctor's credit for Tombstone?

    Yes, he directed it and not George P. Snuffluffleguss or whatever his name is.
     
    #31 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2013
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    I make girls watch Terminator 2 on the third date. If they mention anything but gleaming praise about Arnold, I kick them to the curb.
     
    #32 Juice, Dec 6, 2013
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Does this mean we are not friends anymore? If I thought you weren't my friend I just don't think I could bare it.
     
    #33 Kubla Kahn, Dec 6, 2013
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    My test movie was Dazed And Confused, but unfortunately I discovered nobody actually dislikes that movie. So, I switched to Dances with Wolves.... Same damn problem.
     
    #34 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2013
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    I know! Lets have a spelling contest!
     
    #35 xrayvision, Dec 6, 2013
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    Prettiest Man I ever saw.


    Honestly if Billy Zane alone isn't reason enough to make a woman watch a movie than what is? WHAT IS?!?!?
     
    #36 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2013
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    Agreed. If Billy Zane playing a complete fruitcake isn't enough to soak some panties, than nothing is.
     
    #37 xrayvision, Dec 6, 2013
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    My wife loves the movie Collateral and for that I love her back.
     
    #38 Crown Royal, Dec 6, 2013
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    My husband had me watch both Tombstone AND Terminator 2 before we got married. I liked both of them so I'm not sure what that says about me or him. I may have even teared up at the end of Tombstone.

    Every time Terminator 2 is on TV, it seems to be the same sequence where he's on the motorcycle with the shotgun. I actually got so into the movies that I watched the TV show too. Again, not really sure what that says about me, and I don't think I want to know...
     
    #39 Trickysista, Dec 6, 2013
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    Her suggestion for tonight was to go see Bad Grandpa, which did look funny in previews. Then we saw the forecasted low for tonight is -11 and collectively said "Fuck that, we're stayin' inside."
     
    #40 katokoch, Dec 6, 2013
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