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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    but seriously i agree
     
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    Oh, I didn't know he meant "hot" like all the rage. I thought he meant "only considered hot because they're actresses." Kind of like ugly dudes that don't get a second look, until chicks find out they can shred a guitar or are the lead singer. I don't think I understood either, then, because some of those listed so far are certainly not all the rage right now.
     
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    Is Parker gonna have to choke a bitch? He's gonna have to get off his computer, fly out from Chicago, and choke a bitch. I mean, he probably doesn't want to, and he's a very peaceful person, but...
     
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    I watched Cumberbatch on Ferguson and the female crowd response was deafening. I would not have wanted to be the janitor on that particular night; I'd still be mopping up the results. He is insanely charming and pretty. Handsome? Maybe. But he's pretty as fuck in the same way Uma Thurman is.

    Also, he makes an amazing peedophile. "You have to bite it."



    Actresses I don't understand: Kirsten Dunst is the closest, but she isn't "hot" right now. But she has great cans. I might have to go with Ginnifer Goodwin too because she's a pug dog that somehow got a TV contract. She's also annoying as fuck all. Her voice is like a hurricane of shit pounding you in the ears.
     
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    Yeah...

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    Oh yeah, and Uma Thurman looks like a bug eyed skinny man, with horrible monkey feet.
     
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    Is that response supposed to be a rebuttal or an agreement? Because, it looks like her penis is about to come untucked in that picture.
     
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    Its actually an interesting discussion if people just didn't shoot back with "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULDN'T FUCK HER! U GAY BRO?" Its just learning more about the person.
     
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    Yeah everyone, leave John Fitzgerald Paige alone that shit's getting old.
     
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    I remember back in high school I had a thing for Diane Lane, but remember this was after Unfaithful.
     
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    1. Uma Thurman
    2. Kirsten Dunst
    3. Nicole Kidman?

    I can't put Cameron up there because she's had her moments.
    I'd put Rene Zellweger up there, but not sure if dudes actually thought she was attractive. I know chicks love her.

    You forget Cumberbatch has an accent and is over 6 foot tall. That's like +20 points to American women on a 10 point scale.
     
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    Incredible you say?

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    EDIT: Also, I meant hot because she's an actress. Not hot as in relevant.
     
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    Fuck I remember thinking she was hot in The Outsiders.

    And Benji Cumberbun looks like a giant, invisible hand is pushing his face.
     
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    Man I want to motorboat those tits. Actually, I'm kidding. Thats pretty bad.

    ... I'm too young to remember her in The Outsiders, I was born in '85 after all.
     
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    Really? Long hair, pretty face, great body (back when she actually had some meat on her). I agree she's not great looking now, but in The Mask, she was 100% smoke show.
     
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    The first time I read this I read it as penetration. Take that for what it's worth.
     
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    See, discussions like this end poorly because there are no guidelines. Are we talking about celebrities that look like they do as of right now? Or at the height of their powers? And if it's the latter, what is considered the absolute height?
     
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    I didn't watch the movie until I was 13 (1990). But she was hot in plenty of movies you guys haven't heard of like Lady Beware or The Big Town she was absolutely retarded hot:

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    Its funny you find that look on her face sexy, because to me that look almost scares me in the bad way. It has a bit of a succubus feeling to it.

    So celebrities at their hottest? Who would you do? For me, Grace Kelly back in the day was as sexy as it gets.
     
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    If you ask me, getting fucked to death by Diane Lane sounds like a good way to go.
     
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    See, that just means you haven't seen Animal House enough times. That makes me shed a tear.

    Again, Nicole Kidman thrown out as being on the not list? I don't know about at her height (get it, cuz she's tall), but in Dead Calm, yes. Sitting on the toilet in Eyes Wide Shut kinda ended that for me, though.

    Audrey Hepburn. Any girl that consistently can make short hair and flats look good wins.
     
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