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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Have you SEEN DEM TITIES!?!! Please view them and report back with your changed answer.
     
  3. comforter

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    I see your Benedict Cumberbatch and raise you:

     

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  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Princess Aura (Ornella Muti):

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    ...keep in mind this is from over 30 years ago.
     
  5. Currer Bell

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    No! Not the bore worms!

    Seriously, I have no idea what has happened since I last posted. I thought we were supposed to say who we didn't find attractive? Not that I got anywhere with my musings other than the main chick from OITNB.

    Benedict Cumberbatch's main appeal is his very good turn as Sherlock Holmes. If I had only ever seen him in, say, ST Into Darkness, I would find him compelling as an actor but I wouldn't want to do naughty things to him.

    So now we are talking about hot actresses throughout the ages? Jesus. Some good ones have been mentioned. Uh, off the top of my head, I adored Leslie Caron in Gigi. Now there's an interesting story. It starts out with her as a winsome young lady:

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    (Look at those bedroom eyes - Britney ain't got nothin on this school girl)

    And then wins the "Well that escalated quickly" hall of fame when she agrees to be the man she love's courtesan:

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    (I'm not pointing at my breasts per se, but you are looking at them)

    Fortunately he realized pretty quickly that he was being an asshole and asked to marry her. So now with her aunt's training she can be a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.

    The end!
     
  6. toddamus

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    Saying who we don't find hot is way less fun than talking about the women we find hot.
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    That's because there is humour involved in ridicule. Beauty is spectacle, not funny.

    ...and I think that making fun of Amanda Bynes' Cave Of The Swollows-esque eye sockets is funny.
     
  8. Currer Bell

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    GAH!!! I thought of one! Olivia Newton John. I was obsessed with how gorgeous and sexy she was when I was a kid watching her movies and listening to her music.

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  9. toddamus

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    And I still don't understand how you guys find Miley Cyrus sexy, but thats been as beaten to death as her tiny boy like body.
     
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    +1

    Mmm, Mmm. Leslie Caron in Father Goose. When Cary Grant sucks the "snake poison" out of her leg and she says, "Too salty?" in that accent. Damn, BRB.
     
  11. Currer Bell

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    Haha, I forgot to mention Leslie's French accent. Yes, that is definitely part of the appeal.

    A rep tells me that there are better pics of ONJ - I guess I have safesearch on or don't know where to look. I have to go to bed though, so I'm challenging you fellas to cough up the goods.
     
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    Just going to post this again, because I can't get over her. I've always been a cute face kind of guy. I don't generally tend to be a pushover, but if I was around her in her prime I'd do whatever she said.

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  13. JoeCanada

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    There was just a big push in BC to get a referendum on marijuana legalization, but the petition didn't get enough signatures. Thank god. If marijuana is legalized here I won't be able to get it delivered right to my door, I'll have to walk all the way to 7-11 and pick it up myself.
     
  14. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I don't think she's unattractive. That haircut is awful though.
     
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    I counter your Elizabeth Taylor with mine.
     

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    Snapchat. Fascinating. An app that seems purely designed for sending dirty pictures. Bueno.
     
  17. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    I thought some of you should know that Uruguay is about to legalize marijuana. Still time to make your holiday travel plans.

    You know who I am talking about. Have at it, and have a good holiday!
     
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    Did Angel really leave over that little internet interchange? I would have thought that she was tougher than that
     
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    No this has happened before. Poopouri called her and someone else fat a while back and she dipped for a while.
     
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    I hope not. Maybe she's just taking a break or really busy.

    This ad just popped up.



    I thougt it said "Big Titties" at first. Because, that is on my wishlist, afterall.
     

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