What the hell? Please tell me they told you this and you took them at their word and didn't actually look at it. Very few things would make me vomit, seeing a case of raging anal warts would do the trick.
Maybe it's just because I recently heard a kid playing "Killing in the Name" on guitar at the store*, but nothing is funnier right now than the thought of a raging anal wart yelling out "UGH!!" in the voice of Zack de la Rocha. *seriously, this kid started with Bombtrack and went right into Killing in the Name. Played them perfectly. I really wanted to run up behind him at the end and scream "MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!"
I can help you out if it's water aerobics. First, you have to be at least a 65-year-old woman that doesn't want to get her hair wet. Let me know when you accomplish that and I'll tell you the rest.
What happened to the good ole days of college kids and the clap or a pregnancy scare? That sounds like child's play compared to all of the above. I realize that the clap is clamydia, but "the clap" sounds so harmless and almost like a game. "Clamydia" sounds scarier.
1. Very nervously. My exact words were "your HIV results today were positive" I was expecting the worse 2. First reaction from him "Oh, OK". But turns out he had done a home test earlier in the day so he "knew". He didn't share that though until he got the results. 3. Gay sex, although I had a sneaking suspicion that he may not have been "gay" 4. More people than you think.
I have some good news though guys. I think that jacking off to naked girls on the internet is perfectly safe!
I feel the opposite. I think Clamydia sounds like a tropical water plant ("Herb, come look at the koi swimming around the beautiful clamydias!"), while The Clap sounds like a bear trap designed by Satan for the sole purpose of crushing your genitals.
It was a guy, he was obviously gay. I believe that all of the anal warts I've treated have been gay males. And to answer a rep question regarding HPV vaccine, I am not sure how many males are getting it. It's only been approved for males for a few years. I bet it isn't well covered by insurance. And it only protects against two strains of HPV that cause genital warts.
Well, I think it is par for the course in working at a college. But I will say that the amount of STI's is more than I would have ever expected. And I get the pleasure of delving into sex lives so the answers are often alarming.
Mya, I think what you may be trying to say is that it isn't good to bareback a girl you bring home from the bar, for pregnancy reasons of course. But maybe if you do the Catholic method you should be fine?
What does that mean? He was raped in prison? Or he was the fictitious bisexual male that turns out hetero.
I hope that this little talk has given you all something to think about. See how bad we need all of those previous posters back. Otherwise TiB turns into a PSA
What initially made you think "yes, this is what I shall spend my days doing"? Is the pay/job safety just that good? Because I'm having trouble imagining it being "because it's what I love."
I believe it is called "on the down low", but I don't know that for sure. I was so shocked by the results that I didn't ask my normal questions and I don't know that he would have told me honestly anyway. He actually said "maybe I got it from kissing or something", but then admitted to anal intercourse but "always" with a condom. He knew where he got it, but didn't believe the other person knew he was HIV + (hopefully not since that it very illegal)