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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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    How you doin'?
     
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    Just for you. Of course.
     
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    Simple things are so awesome. Like clamping a paper clip on a fridge shelf so beer bottles don't roll sideways.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Wait... Are you sure it's Italians you're thinking of, or guidos?
     
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    So...this sums up my basketball season!

     
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    Every father and son should find things to bond over. Dad is gold pants.

     
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    I maybe had more to drink at lunch than I could've.

    Edit: yep, just started playing this in the open plan office they've moved me into because I forgot my headphones weren't plugged in. Better this than Steel Panther though.
     
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  8. NatCH

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    FACT: I can sing this song live, and sound exactly like Cat Stevens. Always a hit at my hometown gigs.

    Also, "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot.
     
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    Video or it didn't happen.

    Now there's a phrase I never thought I'd say to a male TiB member. So to speak.
     
    #609 AlmostGaunt, Dec 12, 2013
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    What did I miss and what did you fuckers do to my Angel? There's a time to make a stand and chasing off my girl Angel is one of them. Someone speak please.
     
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    Next time it happens, I'll get you a video.
     
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    Or just put your phone in a Solo cup. Same thing.
     
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    I'll spoiler it since we've already talked about it so much. Here's the play by play of all the exciting/dramatic parts of the saga:

    ...
     
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    Thanks Joe. Looks like I'll have to suspend my precious 4am laundry/drinking time to go back and figure it out myself. Don't you ppl. know I'm a child and hate doing things for myself? Fine, I will.
     
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    Someone asked her to prove that she wasn't ugly as she takes pics from 'flattering' angles and then she got pissed and left.

    I think I rememeber reading something along them lines a little while ago in 1 of the drunk threads.
     
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    Who doesn't take pics from flattering angles? I'm glad I missed that shitstorm. I'll miss Angel though.
     
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    It took me nearly an hour to sift back to the conversation that started this (laundry and cocktail refills not withstanding) and yes, it was internet photo angles, no doubt. I'm glad you jumped in to simplify it for me. You nailed it. There were no other issues. Wimmen be bitches fo sur.

    Angel is beautiful, sexy and smart as fuck. Crazy Asian, while I don't have an e-relationship with her, seems like a cool chick.

    Let's just have a pillow fight, make out and have a scissor party. Cool?
     
    #617 Queen-Bee, Dec 12, 2013
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    I'm a little disappointed I don't get private messages from the Google Adsense (bot). I feel I have somehow insulted him/her.
     
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    That bitch is such a little tease. I know she's stalking me - she shows up in all of the forums I frequent - but she won't acknowledge my PMs or respond to any of my posts.
     
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    I'm ashamed that my x-rated pics have gone unreturned...
     
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