Holiday Drunk Thread

Fixed to fact.

 

I saw a girl at the Pink Pony South do an x-rated Mobius strip once. It was to Nickelback's Bottoms Up.

 

The story about the fake sign language interpreter at the Mandela service is freaking hilarious. Apparently, he's done it before on stage in the past. How does nobody pick up on that? Brilliant. Reminds me of this:

 

Its hilarious unless you're actually def and watching the service. As well, it was a monumental fuck up to hire that guy.

 

I mean, I already gave very little credibility with anything to do with Africa. Now they use a violent schizophrenic to give fake sign-language at the Mandela memorial. And no one ever called this guy on it until his broadcast was shown world-wide. Because they probably never knew differently.

I love this story.

 

Oh, yeah, I meant the fuck up was hilarious - not that it mocked the deaf (or def, for that matter. yo.). This article makes it even more hilarious.

He was having trouble interpreting because not only was he translating for Obama and others, but he had to sort through all the voices in his head. He is schizophrenic and hallucinates.

I feel pretty sure there are some Secret Service agents that have been "reassigned."

If this whole event doesn't lend itself to a parody on Key & Peele or Saturday Night Live, I don't know what does.

 

That is brilliant, but wouldn't they then have to give the million dollar prize to both dudes? It's been a while since we've had 'Rock of Love' on tv. Maybe they could call this 'Cock of Love'.

And imagine the akward silence when the host announces that all of the guys were straight. I guarantee one of them gives another dude a bro hug and says "Dude, I knew you're weren't gay"

 

They said he was paid $85 to do the event. Wouldn't a real interpreter get a little more?

 

I love the fact that the people who hire the sign interpret don't known how to sign themselves. Its just astounding how that can happen. I imagine a real interpreter would sign in their interview with someone who also knows how to do that, but what do I know.

So meanwhile, the NSA is storing all our posts, the SS gets alerted when people post potentially inflammatory things about POTUS, and somehow a violent schizophrenic gets on stage within reaching distance of the president.

Well done Secret Service. I guess those guys also have a weak spot for prostitutes in latin america as well.

 

You should be a relationship counselor.

 

Honkey, pleez. Our Prime Ministers have been hit in the face with pies and attacked with Swiss Army knives in their own house. The RCMP is so pathetic at guarding them that they had to resort to taking the attackers out themselves.

 

There's already a place where only the guy on stage is considered the expert, hired without profiling and he claims to hear voices. It's called church.

 

I have no idea what's going on with this board. We stop talking about my penis for one second and everyone starts fighting.

 

Not everything we talk about has to be girthy while feeling good in the hand.