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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Sicnevol

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    Only if you're really good.


    Judge away. Im perfectly happy and my house is spotless.


    In other news: Fifth Element is on StarzBLK. Which apparently is a Starz channel targeted at the African American audience. I find this odd because the only black charter of any significance is this guy.

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    Wait, apparently i forgot about the president. So thats two. Are they offset by Luke Perry. He's like +4 white people.
     
  2. Parker

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    I know its early, but I love to ask people why they think the date going from 2013 to 2014 will actually change anything?

    I've already seen people talking about "I'm over this year already." "Can't wait for 2014." Like whatever (bad things, only bad things apparently) are just going to end. Like that's not going to happen, there is no hard reset. If there was, the good things would reset as well.

    The only time I look forward to the next year for any form of reset would be for vacation days. And this fucking job I have no doesn't even have that.
     
  3. Sicnevol

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    People fetishize the idea of a "New beginning" and here we have a date that is really easy to use.
    Then you add in the handful of people who have to imagine the future will be better or they lose all will to live.
    Now add a dash of people who believe in astrology and star signs.


    Thats why this happens.

    Jan 1st 2014 is a day, just like any day in 2013. It will suck as much as you allow it too.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    There are a number of people on here are too cool for New Years, it's mentioned every year. It gets celebrated the same reason as St. Paddy's: an excuse to go out and get shitfaced with a lot of people. That's a good enough reason for me.

    If you'll notice on here on NYE it is pretty funny in this thread because a lot of people are drilled.
     
  5. Parker

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    Wonder if we're going to get a rep reset as well. Crown's 5 digits is pretty intimidating at this point.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    Rep points are about as an important a statistic as how many times you were walked in baseball. I like the rep comments, the points are nothing more than participation ribbons.
     
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    Maybe its time to start negative repping him, just so that we can adjust his rep points bubble, think of it as a correction.
     
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    Yes!!!!!! My must some have so many when others have so few!!!
     
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    Occupy TiB?
     
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    shhhh, you rile up the hippies.
     
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    Well, I was joking anyway, but in any event why would you be the one getting judged? You're getting free housework and sex.
     
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    Jennifer Connelly is 43 today. Hmmph. We could devote pages just to talking about her tits.

    Instead:

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    That gif matches your sig.
     
  14. CharlesJohnson

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    Kim Kardashian does not hang out with her dwarf friends. Except for one time she went to kill that dragon and took its gold.



    Oh, by the way I'm drinking whiskey. Time for some tourette's. And shit-pussy. Shit-pussy e'rywhere.
     
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  15. Nom Chompsky

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    You can legally file your taxes on January 1st, too. So if you have a tax boner, or idk, are trying to open a business or some shit, there's that.

    in addition, here is a picture of a nice butt

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    Rep points? You mean self esteem units?
     
  17. Nom Chompsky

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    I've been trading mine in for handjobs.
     
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    What's the exchange rate at these days?
     
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    For every 1,000 I earn, I get to give a handjob.
     
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    Ehh, I get shit all the time for not being feminine and demure. Apparently I can only like fucking and being sexual if its how other people want me to be sexual.
     
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