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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Why did he add a candle to a picture that's supposed to be dark? That's like, the exact opposite of dark.
     
    #741 happyfunball, Dec 13, 2013
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    More importantly, why is the painting facing away from the wall? No one wants to see that.
     
    #742 toddamus, Dec 13, 2013
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    Go to :10 for the money shot...




    Yes, I realize that I'm probably going to hell.
     
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    Holy shitballs. I needed that laugh. Look at the size of that candle. Did George Thorogood Dracula go to Bed, Bath, Beyond for it? Is that where the prince of darkness shops for home decor? More importantly, where did the woman's head go? It's just hair coming out of the shoulders.

    This guy considers himself an artist. Has no idea about basic shading or light sources. Perspective is so terrible it looks like a funhouse mirror. He should have his brush shoved up his peehole.

    You should pay him in animal crackers. Nice snack for the little fella.
     
    #744 CharlesJohnson, Dec 13, 2013
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    I've been procrastinating all week in picking it up because I had no idea how I was going to buy it with a straight face knowing that we both knew it was a piece of shit.


    That being said, he's either a great actor or he really thought this piece was good. I spent 10 minutes with him as he went over the little details.

    I think I'm going to hang it in the bathroom.
     
    #745 scotchcrotch, Dec 13, 2013
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    Boyfriend and I are driving home with a 9' Christmas tree on the car, Kendrick is on, and I'm going to make mulled wine for dinner. Happy holidays, idiots! It finally feels like Christmastime.
     
    #746 sisterkathlouise, Dec 13, 2013
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    I started watching and was like "wow, a money shot joke about a 7 year old girl..." Aaaaaaand then there's a baby.
     
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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    So...Beyonce just released an album like it was nothing.

    We talking about this?
     
    #748 Nom Chompsky, Dec 13, 2013
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    The fuck listens to Beyonce?
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Don't act like you don't like Single Ladies. Everybody likes Single Ladies.
     
    #750 dubyu tee eff, Dec 13, 2013
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Haha she sold 80,000 albums in three hours.
     
    #751 Nom Chompsky, Dec 13, 2013
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Holy shit. I thought Audrey killed you and dumped you in a freezer. I guess if you're popping back in, it might as well be for something epic like Beyoncé.
     
    #752 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 13, 2013
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    So did Jeff Foxworthy.
     
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    So, like at least 79,999 people plus her mom?

    Which is 79,999 more people than listen to my music. Plus I probably have a better chance getting her mom to listen than mine.
     
    #754 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 13, 2013
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    This dude is the coolest 91 year old ever!
     
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  16. Nom Chompsky

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    Yeah, but he probably doesn't make a million a show.
     
    #756 Nom Chompsky, Dec 13, 2013
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    Anyone else buy a lottery ticket today? I figured for it was worth $5 to win a few more.
     
    #757 toddamus, Dec 13, 2013
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    I don't get my kid. I always imagined little girls being so cute when they sleep. This one gas-peddles everything around her and snores like an old sick bear. Maybe it's her underdeveloped lungs because when you walk down the hall it sounds like a Western Star hammering its engine breaks. I could have sworn the door backdrafted.
     
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    Fuck your million a show. Foxworthy had John Fitzgerald Paige as an extra on his show. A fucking actual religious experience.
     
    #759 Crown Royal, Dec 13, 2013
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    My son just asked what tea bagging is. He's seven.
     
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