Seriously, Scotchcrotch, you need to keep that painting FOREVER. Anytime you have new people over you will have something to amaze them with.
He must not ride the school bus. If he did, he'd know what tea bagging is. Not that a lot of tea bagging happens on the bus, but it's where most kids learn bad words.
I didn't ride the bus and went to a small private school. But I learned a LOT on the church bus when I joined the youth group. Also, got a blow job on the church bus. Sorry that's not how I roll. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I lived in Germany 7th-9th grade. We lived in off-base housing because back in the 80s, the military was booming and there wasn't enough room. The town we lived in, the middle and high schoolers rode one bus to the on-base schools and the elementary schoolers were on a second bus. Our buses weren't the yellow cheeseboxes, they were similar to a Greyhound. There was a tape deck and the high schoolers would ask the bus driver to play their tapes. He was German and either didn't speak much English or didn't care. I got quite an education with the rap music I heard.
That's impressive, either you started real early or you're still fuck eyed from last night at lunch time.
I haven't kicked a girl in the crotch since 4th grade and haven't really had the urge to do so until now. Jesus Christ. In other news, I should be home in about a week's time. This has been beyond any doubt the longest month of my life.
I've been experiencing weird states of drunk ever since I got to Germany. It's hard for me to get wasted anymore. I'll drink 10 beers and not even feel buzzed and the stuff I'm drinking over here is usually 1% to 2% stronger than the beers I was drinking before I got here. I don't have a happy medium though, I go from sober to trashed in no time flat once I reach my tipping point which I've found to be right around 17 drinks. Anyways I might do a turn and burn to Belgium and get some stuff up there.
He does not ride the bus. This explains everything. No COD for the kidlets, I guess one of his friends says it. I told him it's something some grown folks do and to ask his dad for details if he must. Hehe, poor dad. He's more conservative than I am.
Turn and burn successful, now if I could just get my damn X-Box to connect to the internet I could get smashed on Belgian beer while playing some games and have a quiet night.