If I posted that I was drunk in NYC, y'all would be mentioning every angry man with a gun report on the news and speculating if it was me.
How the hell is there an argument over Rose Byrne, the cunty one from Bridesmaids and Kate Beckinsale, consistently one of the hottest women on Earth?
I refuse the form of the question. They are both incredibly attractive women that I would do very naughty, and hopefully illegal, things to.
In the last 24 hours the following has occurred: -My brother and his girlfriend got engaged (hes 5 years younger than me) -My best friend and his girlfriend got engaged -My girlfriends brother and his girlfriend got engaged -My girlfriends best friend and her boyfriend got engaged -My good friend from college and her boyfriend got engaged Holy crap I need to buy a ring soon and officiate this shit.
You can't use that image without the expressed written consent of the owner of that masterpiece, me. It's currently leaning against the wall in my office, facing the wall. It will be on Sotheby's auction block first week of January as I discovered a Renoir canvas underneath. Bidding will open at $501.
So much drama and bullshit last night, never in the history of people has involving police made things end up better, at least no ones in jail
I just need to know something: why did this guy lack the conscience to not sell it to you AND charge you money for it? It: a) isn't even close to the style you asked for b) belongs on an office wall the same way a cornfield belongs in a hockey rink and c) it is worst painting, i mean ever. No effort whatsoever went in to the piece of shit. None. He either completely screwed you over for cash or he is out-and-out cluelessly untalented.
I consider it a lesson learned in that I will never, ever ever ever, commission a piece of art again. I'll buy a piece already done for a fraction of the price. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unfortunately my artist was blind.
The fact she plays an undesirable character in a movie I've never seen doesn't sway my thinking Rose Bryne is hotter than Kate Beckinsale.
Get that girl a sandwich, or 5. She's beautiful, but I'd be afraid I'd break her. Curves are great, but not from your rib cage and collar bone.
Scotch is this more your style? She's got lots of curves. (And I'm joking, we don't need to get into another body image/beauty conversation, those are pointless) Spoiler
Woke up from a late morning nap. Had a dream I had sex with the homeless pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.
I'm freaking out here. Mine was with the old scary guy with the shovel. They marketed that movie brilliantly when they released it: "Hey guys, only show footage in the previews from the seven minutes the robbers that the robbers show up. Leave out the 90 minutes of obnoxious bullshit." ....$300 million idea. Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
I'm thinking the way to make big money is make stuff for kids. Its incredible how big that market is, its incredible how much parents will spend on toys/video games/movies etc. Nothing says I love you like buying the most expensive toy possible.
I just found a tupperware container full of stuffing left over from Thanksgiving in the back of the fridge. Anyone hungry?