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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    ::starts to whistle and slowly walks away::
     
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    To lighten the mood a bit, here's a picture of some puppies on a wagon.

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    Extended Holiday hours at work = Diminished Holiday hours at drunk.

    Today I found out that an ex-coworker, who jumped ship to a different company in the same business, is making bank due to more traffic. It sucks, because I love my job, but I also love making money. However, everything in me is telling me that if I went over to that place, I would hate it, and give up happiness for a bigger paycheck.

    I wish my company was better at choosing good real estate.

    I wish I didn't have to work so much these days, so I had something else to talk about.
     
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    Wait, we're supposed to be funny? I just thought we were supposed to be drunk.
     
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    Well, drunk people are supposed to be funny. Otherwise, what use do they serve?
     
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    I get drunk for my own benefit, if I entertain others that's a side affect.
     
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    I wish more of my friends were fun drunks. The majority are either destructive assholes or those people who get more annoying ever swig they take.
     
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    Wouldn't that be nice. A few weeks ago my buddy caused $7500 worth of damage to the hotel room he was in when we were in NYC. All because he thought it would be funny to set off of a fire extinguisher to wake someone up.
     
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    FTFY.
     
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    During these chilly but brisk holiday times, why there's nothing I enjoy more than putting on a thick knit sweater, making a nice cup of hot cocoa and cozying up to the fire to read some utterly sociopathic Whore Logic:

    ...this girl's ashes should be scattered with Hitler's.
     
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    Unrelated- Crown, you going to see the Headstones on Dec 26 in London? My husband and his buddies are going as part of a sorry-we-didn't-do-this-before-you-got-married,-let's-do-it-afterwards post-wedding you're-not-a-bachelor-anymore bachelor party.
     
    #896 Angel_1756, Dec 16, 2013
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    I much prefer not waiting for chicks like that. I rather enjoy checking on facebook to see the latest addition to the deadbeat household or the fact that they still don't have a serious job. Or that there is no long term plan for after they exhaust their 20's working in a club. Wake up one day and realize they have not a single shred of marketable experience to get a real job while at the same time, not be cute enough to keep being a skank for a living. Thanks for being a valued member of the spank bank though. Theres a really soft old t-shirt with your name all over it.
     
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    I am trying to win them every day because I think it's sold out. I may be out of town on Boxing day anyway. Fucking sucks.
     
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    I like how you equate a cum soaked, crusted over cotton t-shirt as "really soft".

    I can picture you hovering over your computer, checking facebook doing this.



    DO YOU SEE!
     
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    I like to launder away the shame.
     
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