Interesting. When you look up "Canadian" on Amazon.com, one of the items on the second page is "Canadian Preparation H", and almost all the reviews are of Americans putting the stuff on their faces. What the fuck?
Behold, the wonders of the internet! Since this is still a drunk thread, I was in my hometown on Saturday and stopped by a booze store before heading to a party. There I saw they have 24-packs of Schell's Deer Brand 16 oz. cans for $20. Now, Deer Brand is not an exceptional beer by any means but it was developed by Schell way before prohibition, has been going strong in the area since, and the labels on the cans are awesome. Spoiler Beer with a game animal on the can has to be good, right? Yah. I used to drink a lot of it before I moved to Minneapolis and haven't seen it in pint cans before. Hometown nostalgia usually doesn't taste this good.
I was in a Ralphs in a very yuppie young part of San Diego when I saw this beer. It looked so out of place next to all the microbrews.
Buck Range... sounds classy. Around here Schmidt is the best for animal labels- I mean it really is crap beer (even among the cheap case aisle options), but the cans totally make up for it. On the other side of the box is a pheasant and a deer. The cans are similar. It warms my frigid Minnesotan heart. Apparently the cans used to be even better too. Spoiler
The beer may be shit but at least the cans look cool. I think my favorite shit beer is Molson Canadian. Its nice to have one or a few after a game.
I went to visit my parents today and had a really disturbing thought. I'm an almost mirror image of my father except 30ish years younger. In pictures from when he was my age, we are almost identical looking. The fucked up thought that enters my mind - I wonder if my mom looks at me and thinks...hmmm... This is the kind of thought process that enters your consciousness after reading a post on here about fucking a girl with a trout.
Worse, what if she's trying to mentally conjure up a sexier version of your dad while they're having sex and since she's seen you recently...?
And I thought the 'trout' part would be the most depraved and creepy part of, well, any post. I stand corrected.
Remember when you went to visit a few weeks ago and you walked in the door, your mom looked at you with a faraway look in her eyes and then disappeared upstairs for 15 minutes because she "had to use the bathroom"?... NSFW Googling 'geriatric masturbation' has got me drinking at 7pm on a Monday. Jesus Christ. For the sakes of your souls, I won't show you what I found.
It's kind of scary how far you can take the mom-dad-idea in this short time.... On a completely unrelated note, tomorrow will be my last university lecture ever, swiftly followed by three days of the last finals ever. It's tradition to have a large beer and a shot in every bar at the Ludwigstraße when all is over, which give specials on that occasion. I don't plan on getting anything done saturday. Besides throwing up.
There been this much comic material from a board member family-WHOOPS since Natty got angry-drunk and posted naked pictures of his sister. Then I think he went to rehab and we never heard from him again. That's how you make an exit. Spoiler
And that's exactly the line of thinking that ends with you walking out of the liquor store with a couple of cases under your arms. Although it did get me thinking: When I was around six or so I remember asking my dad if I could try a beer and also remember him letting me take a swig from someone's (he and his friends were playing cards at the time) - which I remember was in fact Schmidt, and I remember that because of the can - and being utterly disgusted by the taste, and didn't even try drinking beer again until I was 19. I thought the old man was crazy for drinking something (that something being beer, in my six-year old mind) so icky, but in retrospect perhaps he was smarter than I gave him credit for.
For the record, I didn't say anything about wanting to fuck my mother, just that it must be weird seeing a 30 year younger spitting image of the person you have been married to for almost 40 years.
Holy shit dude! Your posts and reps are fucking out of this world with keen insight you just can't find any more in this humdrum world. My Christmas wish this year is that every person on this board posts completely asinine bullshit, just like you.