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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    You know they ARE jokes, right? This is the last place in the world you're NOT going get the hammer for saying something like that.
     
    #961 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2013
  2. Popped Cherries

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    I'm aware Crown. The post to Toddamus is because he's been e-stalking my posts the past month or so and has to interject with mindless babble I'm sure he thinks is fucking hysterical.

    Back to the topic though. Is it even more weird if I include the fact that my dad is almost 11 years younger than my mom?
     
    #962 Popped Cherries, Dec 16, 2013
  3. toddamus

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    That's cute that you think I estalk you. I've never been accussed of that before. You need to lighten up, reminds me of when you accused me of assuming I am superior to you because your'e arger and I'm not.
     
    #963 toddamus, Dec 16, 2013
  4. Popped Cherries

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    HAHAHAHA, you can't even quick edit your post properly. Jesus fucking christ kid.
     
    #964 Popped Cherries, Dec 16, 2013
  5. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    It's about fucking time we had an Internet fight on here. It is Christmas, after all.
     
    #965 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2013
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    At least we can pee standing up
     
    #966 Flat_Rate, Dec 16, 2013
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Am I the only one here without and e-stalker? I must be doing shit wrong.
     
    #967 Kubla Kahn, Dec 16, 2013
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    Anyone here other than Popped Cherries notice that Toddamus was estalking him? Anyone? I'm just wondering if I'm not particularly observant or if perhaps this is all in his head.

    Aw look whose wearing a scarf for the holidays:

    [​IMG]
     
    #968 Currer Bell, Dec 16, 2013
  9. Angel_1756

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    Dear Santa,
    I know it's last minute, but I'd really really really like these for Christmas. I promise I've been a good girl.
    Sincerely,
    Angel
    [​IMG]
     
    #969 Angel_1756, Dec 16, 2013
  10. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    The snow in our yard has frozen to ice. It's pretty hysterical watching the dog slip and slide trying to find a spot to pee.

    And why don't I get cards like this?
    [​IMG]

    Oh yeah, because I don't know Bill Murray.
     
    #970 happyfunball, Dec 16, 2013
  11. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I don't think it's as common as it used to be. I've never had one, but from what I've heard from numerous people they have a habit of getting e-stalked if the red-dot the person more than once. This is what skyello used to do. Give him shit and you wouldn't shake him for months.

    So, yeah. That.
     
    #971 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2013
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    Maybe someone should just beg Popped Cherries to come back?
     
    #972 gamecocks, Dec 16, 2013
  13. Popped Cherries

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    You know how I know he's a creeper? In his post trying to deny he's been stalking me, he references a post I made months ago. One I had to search for to even know why he's been commenting on my posts and red dotting me.

    Please beg for my return! It would make my year.
     
    #973 Popped Cherries, Dec 16, 2013
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    You could just keep your personal issues with other posters in PM's where those of us that don't give a fuck don't have to read it. I'm not trying to jump on you or anything, but keep that shit amongst yourselves. The lack of "drama" on this board is a huge plus to me.
     
    #974 gamecocks, Dec 16, 2013
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    I see we have started Festivus early.

    [​IMG]

    This must be the airing of Grievances.

    "I got a lot of problems with you people!" --Everyone on this message board, apparently.
     
    #975 D26, Dec 16, 2013
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    Can't wait for the feats of strength.
     
    #976 gamecocks, Dec 16, 2013
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    I'm going to return all your presents you guys keep fighting. Don't think I won't.

    Here, watch a woman almost getting flattened by a tree:
    [​IMG]
     
    #977 happyfunball, Dec 16, 2013
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    I can estalk you too if you want.
     
    #978 toddamus, Dec 16, 2013
  19. Popped Cherries

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    That's fine, I don't particularly care for the drama either.
    It's out there now and hopefully he will just drop whatever his issue with me is and leave it at that.
     
    #979 Popped Cherries, Dec 16, 2013
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    Ditto. But show me your labia first so I know whether or not to invest the effort.
     
    #980 Angel_1756, Dec 16, 2013
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