Its only gay if you guys have gay sex while camping. If that happens, then yes, it homoerotic. If you guys share sleeping bags and cuddle its gay, if you guys give each other back rubs... Otherwise camping with your friends is one of the more heterosexual things possible.
It isn't either. It's great. 70% of the total mass of goods should consist of beer. The man with the best fingers rolls joints non-stop. The jump-over-fire game. Plenty of awesome.
I asked my buddy to go and he looked at me like I was hitting on him. I kind of get it though- sitting under the stars near a fire. Sleeping in a tent together. He probably just watched Brokeback Mountain.
Count of Monte Cristo is my girlfriend tester movie. I realise the book is much better, but I'm not going to set the bar that high. Worst case scenario, if the girl doesn't enjoy the movie, at least she can appreciate I may go on some insane revenge rampage if she sleeps with my best friend.
You may need to bring another friend. Two guys camping isn't weird at all, but apparently he thinks you may be gay so he took it that way. Congrats, someone is suspicious about your sexuality. Maybe you need to talk to Nom.
What's gay about it? Just a couple of guys, on a mountain, in a tent, who can't quit each other. Totally not gay.
I'm going apeshit. I've caught up on laundry, cleaned, done school stuff...watched about 4 episodes of Dexter, re-organized my closet, cooked.....part of me is thinking about going to bed. I'm tired of being in this space. This is for the birds.
You're going the wrong way about it. You see, when camping the idea is "roughing it". Therefore, spooning will be done with a cactus between the two of you. That's how a MAN spoons.
My favorite camping story is when my buddy pissed on his girlfriend while he was sleeping. They were sharing a sleeping bag naturally so she got doused. I remember waking up in the morning to Madeline screaming, "Greg!...Greg peed the bed." He was one of those guys that if he got drunk enough he'd piss himself. Whenever we'd go car camping I'd always bring my truck and put my tiny twin mattress in the bed and sleep on that. During the night I'd pull the tonneau cover over me, apparently I'm not too claustrophobic.
My wife brought me back beer from the USA I have never heard of. "Shock Top Pumpkin". Any disclaimers before I try this?
Do not judge us by Shock Top's mediocrity. And we will not remind you how much Molson sucks caribou cocks. However, the fact your wife brought you back beer speaks volumes of the love and admiration in your relationship. Or it speaks volumes about the fear you've instilled with your advanced addiction. Either way, PROSIT! No, really, the best gift I ever received was from my ex. She bought me a variety of vodkas. Guess it made up for all the times she left me to jerk off into a sock after she was done with sex. I'm not bitter. I'd be having a beer, but I'm retaining water. Do guys get periods? Is this a thing? Because I am bloated as fuck. My gut feels like it is going to burst.
It's made by anheuser-busch. There is so much awesome beer in this country and you keep doing it wrong.
Y'know, I must like your guys' Belgian beers. This stuff is okay. I guess this means I'll like Fat Tire if i ever get to fucking try it. Not as good as Blue Moon, but I have a question and don't take offense: Why is Budweiser popular? I mean, at all? It tastes like pee and its the biggest beer there is. Is it some sort of patriotic duty for so many to drink it because there is no way in FUCK it could be regarded as "quality brew". I don't think I've ever ordered it by choice in my life.
I hate that. I'm also wary of pumpkin beers but they can be great. I have a couple of 12-pack samplers at my disposal so that should be enough variety. God bless Deschutes Black Butte Porter. Good marketing- it's cheap, it's everywhere, it's consistent, and it's been recognizable as such for a long time.