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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    I don't have an issue with you. Its all in your head. Sincerely, I don't efight with people, its gayer than two dudes tag teaming each other.
     
    #981 toddamus, Dec 16, 2013
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    Someone have a link to ol dixibandit's request? I missed it the first time. Ive just seen the photo.
     
    #982 Kubla Kahn, Dec 16, 2013
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    Did they patch things up?

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    After that fucking temper tantrum and subsequent "leaving the board", you're still going to act like the internet doesn't bother you?
     
    #984 gamecocks, Dec 16, 2013
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  6. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     

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  7. Crown Royal

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    Eyeball, meet sharpened pointed stick.
     
    #987 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2013
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    So my first thought was "Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick." Then I decided to google image search it. Then I found these:

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    So now I kinda want jesus christ pogo stick flip flops.
     
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    I'll just leave this here in the spirit of the season. Merry Chrismuhs ya'll.

     
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    If this were the old board, the mods probably would have changed your username to "Motherfucker" by now. No offense, I just think it's funny.
     
    #990 Danger Boy, Dec 16, 2013
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    Every now and then while I'm browsing the internet, I'll find something that's really not that funny, pretty hysterical. And it gives me the giggles where I can't stop. My husband says he's going to ban me from my computer after 11.

    Anyway, here is the image tonight that has tears running down my face.

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    See, it's happening again! I can't even look at it!

    BOTH the comments are funny. It really looks like his face is embroidered on a hand towel!

    Good stuff.
     
    #991 happyfunball, Dec 16, 2013
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    Fuck y'all for posting seinfeld gifs. That show sucked ass and so do the gifs.
     
    #992 gogators, Dec 16, 2013
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    My question is, where's iczorro with his Oh Holy Night link? Jesus, I can't start my holidays without pumping that at work at least a few times.
     
    #993 Angel_1756, Dec 16, 2013
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    He's posted it at least once so far. He hasn't been as Niwit-ish with it yet.
     
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    Eh, what the hell. One more:

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  16. Crown Royal

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    He doesn't like them. He was in the pool.
     
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    Don't be in a hurry: Shegirl isn't around.

    Preach, man. That show was so stupid. I don't know how it continued to always win the ratings every week during its run. Or how it could continue to be so popular in syndication. Everyone else in the world is so misguided.

    Angel, iczorro has already posted the cassette tape in this thread.
     
    #998 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 16, 2013
  19. toddamus

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    Thanks to Seinfeld, I believe in Georges two world theory. And I'm not fucking around. In any relation there needs to be an independent version of you and a relationship version of you. If those two collide then you blow up and cease to exist. I've seen and been in relationships were you lose your independence and what you end up with is a single being. You need to have friends outside the relationship, you need separate friends.

     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    Seinfeld is like NEil Diamond: you either like him or you think he sucks. I liked the show, but I fully understand why people hate it. It's just an acquired taste. The thing that sold it was really the way the episodes were constructed because there was no reason to root for the four characters.
     
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