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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. gamecocks

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    I'd like to add Tony Cox to that as well. Gotta have a smart ass in the group.
     
    #1041 gamecocks, Dec 17, 2013
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    I still think Ewoks are hilarious. Ive had a stuffed version of one in my room for years.

    Oddly enough, Howard the Duck was one of my favorite movies as a kid, despite not understanding much of the humor or anything. I think its because of my infatuation with Ducktales at the time.
     
    #1042 JWags, Dec 17, 2013
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    Because Lea Thompson. The girl is simply radiant.
     
    #1043 Crown Royal, Dec 17, 2013
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    Yup. Howard the Duck and Casual Sex....they should have just shut down Hollywood after those two movies. (I'd throw The Adventures of Ford Fairlane in there as well, but no Lea Thompson.)
     
    #1044 Now Slappy, Dec 17, 2013
  5. Crown Royal

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    I think she never looked hotter than in Some Kind of Wonderful. Her smile could deflect the laser from the Death Star.
     
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    Here's something. Apparently you can graft a hand to an ankle.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25405543
    The last time I posted a weird-body-part-grafting (a nose to a forehead), it got spoilered by Shegirl, so I'll spoiler this one in advance.
    Full warning: This is a photo of a hand attached to a foot.
    [​IMG]
     
    #1046 Angel_1756, Dec 17, 2013
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    If only the people of Alderaan had Lea Thompson on their side...
     
    #1047 xrayvision, Dec 17, 2013
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    Be sweet if they attached tendons so he could move it.
     
    #1048 Kubla Kahn, Dec 17, 2013
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    I never thought they could do that, but I guess if they tap into the blood supply, you can ex-fix anything to...anything.

    I've seen stuff in the OR here that looks like the guy's face from Hellraiser.

    [​IMG]
     
    #1049 xrayvision, Dec 17, 2013
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    Imagine if you could rig it so that if you wiggled your big toe, you could flip someone off or something?

    Gives new meaning to giving someone the toe.

    Aaaand we're back to Seinfeld.
     
    #1050 Angel_1756, Dec 17, 2013
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    So is half the battle in the medical world just getting over seeing fucked up medical shit? I mean I look at that foot and just think, well that dudes toenail is kinda yellow, moving on. I've always had a strong constitution for that type of stuff. Doesn't phase me.


    Edit: Though I did see a video of a girl's infected tattoo skin get milked the other day that made me not want to eat for about half an hour.
     
    #1051 Kubla Kahn, Dec 17, 2013
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    That right there isn't so bad. Its the stuff where they put all that hardware on there to see if they can save it. Where the soft-tissue injury is so bad, they basically screw that all directly into the bone.
     
    #1052 xrayvision, Dec 17, 2013
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    Anything...
    [​IMG]

    The pigeon's head smacking the wall is one of my all-time favorite Simpson's moments.
     
    #1053 katokoch, Dec 17, 2013
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    You had the courtesy to spoiler it. My local news stations are currently plastering it all over my FB feed. I don't mind seeing it once, but over and over is pissing me off.
     
    #1054 Currer Bell, Dec 17, 2013
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    And I'm on holidays until the 20th of Jan. Let the growing of my filthy Christmas Pirate Ranga Beard commence.

    Drinking rum before 8am doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate.
     
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    Its 2:00 in the afternoon here, so in my mind you're good.
     
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    Poutine sounds revolting. And you have to pay for it? Christ I could have my cat throw up on french fries for free if I wanted.
     
    #1058 Juice, Dec 17, 2013
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    Milked?
     
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    Fries with brown gravy covered in cheese sounds revolting?

    Fries covered in brown gravy and cheese sounds revolting?








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