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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. BakedBean

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    When I was working security once I fingerprinted a girl named Princess Fair.
     
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    I have met a woman called Honey Bacon. Made me happy.
     
    #1202 LessTalk MoreStab, Dec 18, 2013
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    This came up in my news feed today. I went to high school with this kid.

    Unintentional hilarity at its best.

    Even if you're cringing try to make it to the end. When you think it can't get worse, it does.
     
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  4. Danger Boy

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    I've always thought Labia Anne would be a nice name for a girl. Very feminine.


    Also, this:

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    #1204 Danger Boy, Dec 18, 2013
  5. Crown Royal

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    My favourite finding was Crystal Chandelier. Gee your parents weren't hippies or anything, were they?
     
    #1205 Crown Royal, Dec 18, 2013
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    The fuck is this elf on a shelf bullshit?
     
    #1206 Kubla Kahn, Dec 18, 2013
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    Something I've never had to do. And something I've never heard of until at a doctor's appointment a couple of years ago and she goes off on a tangent about the Elf on the Shelf and moving it around. And I was all like, "interesting, but can we finish this pap smear as I'm feeling a rather chilly draft and this is awkward."*

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    *Somewhat true story. I really just faked interest and thought the above sentence.
     
    #1207 happyfunball, Dec 18, 2013
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    Are there any lawyers on here? My complex has been without running water for 12+ hours now. Is that a breach of their contract with me?
     
    #1208 toddamus, Dec 19, 2013
  9. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    It's a C350. I looked at the E-class and while it looks a little better, it doesn't look $20,000 better than the C350, whose looks I'm already not completely sold on. Right now I drive a Dodge Stratus coupe, and before that a Dodge Avenger coupe. Since the Stratus is gone and the new Avenger is a sedan only, I have to look elsewhere for a coupe. Which is just as well, because I feel like I'm ready to move on from Dodge into something a little better.
     
    #1210 Trakiel, Dec 19, 2013
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    Why the fuck are people excited about Yuengling in Germany? If I have another person come up to me and tell me how the gas station is now carrying it I might lose my shit.
     
    #1211 Cult, Dec 19, 2013
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    YUENGLING IS THE BEST.

    Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
     
    #1212 bewildered, Dec 19, 2013
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    Yuengling is good only if you drink coors light normally.
     
    #1213 toddamus, Dec 19, 2013
  14. Cult

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    Yuengling is the best cheap beer in the states, not here.
     
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    The most insipid and idiotic addition to Christmas since Jesus was born.
     
    #1215 Noland, Dec 19, 2013
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    Haters gonna hate.

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    Where my cheese at?

    Also, Yuengling is more or less the unofficial hometown beer, and I'm right with you all in saying it isn't that good. Is it better than a Bud? Absolutely. Is it worth getting excited about? Negative.
     
    #1216 toejam, Dec 19, 2013
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    I just need a name to call it til we find out gender.
    And even then - no chastity/amber/ Tiffany/Brett/etc names will be considered. We actually have the female names picked, but haven't reached a consensus on male names.







    Fuck. Fucking hell. I'm still stunned.
     
    #1217 shimmered, Dec 19, 2013
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    Did nobody tell you where babies come from?
     
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    Congratulations Shim. Better you than Mrs. Noland. You couldn't get me changing diapers again for love or money.
     
    #1219 Noland, Dec 19, 2013
  20. The Village Idiot

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    How about 'The Hitchhiker.'
     
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