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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I'm not taking any vacation this Christmas. I decided to work every day so my staff could take vacations when they wanted to because I'd be there to cover for them if necessary. See what a good supervisor I am? I deserve a cookie.
     
    #1321 Trakiel, Dec 20, 2013
  2. Parker

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    No no no. I had a job last year. Just at a bigger agency with a French parent company that wanted you to take time off so the time you were in the office was most effective. I still had vacation time die. The gave 3 days for Christmas, and then the rest of the time off until Jan 2nd. It was glorious.
     
    #1322 Parker, Dec 20, 2013
  3. The Village Idiot

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    I like Christmas. I like what it stands for, whether it be religious or otherwise. It's just a nice holiday.

    But what is driving me out of my mind is Christmas Music. Now don't get me wrong, most of the songs are classics, but I have been listening (or forced to listen) to approximately the same 15 songs for 41 years, for a month every year.

    Can someone please, somewhere, write some new Christmas music. Not 'gimmicky' or 'jokey' or 'heavy metal version of the same 15 songs.' Just new ones that are nice, that's all I ask for Christmas. Please, and thank you.
     
    #1323 The Village Idiot, Dec 20, 2013
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    I'm not quite sure what's keeping me watching this...but it's oddly entertaining.

    Think the Percocets have kicked in, woohoo!
     
    #1324 KillaKam, Dec 20, 2013
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  5. lust4life

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    Okay, this weird. USPS just delivered a package for my wife from Aydin, Turkey. It's a padded envelope that is hand-addressed and it looks like the names on the return address are Zariye Sezen and Mesrutiyet Mah. It's pretty light and contents feel soft, like clothing. I called her and she has no idea what it is. Anyone wanna guess the contents?
     
    #1325 lust4life, Dec 20, 2013
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    Anthrax?
     
    #1326 gamecocks, Dec 20, 2013
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    Is Turkey one of those countries that still has polio? If so, I guess polio.
     
    #1327 Clutch, Dec 20, 2013
  8. shegirl

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    I'll just leave this here.
     
    #1328 shegirl, Dec 20, 2013
  9. Juice

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    What are everyone's resolutions/goals for 2014?

    Mine are:

    -Take up golf

    -Take the Sommelier certification exam

    -Get promoted (hopefully)
     
    #1329 Juice, Dec 20, 2013
  10. lust4life

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    No, you're both wrong. While I was hoping for hash, it's a hat, ordered on Amazon, imagine that.
     
    #1330 lust4life, Dec 20, 2013
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    Quick guys. What's that crease at the bottom of a woman's butt cheek called? The part Dixie always liked.
     
    #1331 shimmered, Dec 20, 2013
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    Gluteal sulcus?
     
    #1332 john_b, Dec 20, 2013
  13. Crown Royal

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    I just drove three hours through the frozen Ninth Circle Of Hell. Every single outdoor surface is black ice. Fuck this shit.
     
    #1333 Crown Royal, Dec 20, 2013
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    Thank you. Google was failing me. I was asking the wrong question.
     
    #1334 shimmered, Dec 20, 2013
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    Who else doesn't have off Christmas Eve and NYE? Fuck being on wednesdays this year. One day off for each holiday smack dab in the middle of the week. Sucks.
     
    #1335 mya, Dec 20, 2013
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    I'm on call Christmas week so no drinking for me the entire week. Second year in a row too.

    I don't have to work on NYE though.
     
    #1336 john_b, Dec 20, 2013
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    Speaking of Dixie, anyone know how he's doing? Doesn't someone here still communicate with him?

    Also, would anyone else be interested in sending him a care package? Might be a nice thing for the holidays.
     
    #1337 joule_thief, Dec 20, 2013
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    Next week I have Wednesday off, the following week I'm off Tuesday and Wednesday. Holidays that fall midweek suck.
     
    #1338 abneretta, Dec 20, 2013
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    I have a half day on Tuesday and Wednesday off for both weeks. The fact that i get to see these guys tomorrow night makes me not care that much
     
    #1339 iamduffy, Dec 20, 2013
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  20. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Steel Panther had better end up immortalized In the Smithsonian one day or I will firebomb a motherfucker.
     
    #1340 Crown Royal, Dec 20, 2013
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