Why pay for a Suburban when you can pay twenty grand more for the exact same thing? And over a hundred fifty bucks to fill it? No man's dick is that small.
I used to love Jeeps back in the day, but now they're just starting to look like minivans now. I also don't see the point in getting a 4WD anything unless you use it in situations other than roads(obviously if you live somewhere where there's a lot of snow/ice that counts as Jeep worthy).
Yeah, maybe I'm just biased, but I think the newer Wranglers look like plastic toys. The douche college kids can have 'em. Spoiler Awesome. Spoiler Awesome. Spoiler
I think the stripped-down Wranglers, YJ's, Renegades etc. are great. You don't need an airplane cockpit and the paint job of a wrestler's tights. That bottom one? What...what is that? Do the drivers of those like to touch cocks while simultaneously rubbing each other's chest hair? BREAK THESE CHAINS OF LOOOOOOVE..... Like the downward spiral the Hummer took. My god, West Hollywood gay.
When I was a broke college kid I used to make all my meals in the microwave. But now that I earn a little more, I've learned to really fancy up that shit!
No, more like now I can afford to marinate chicken for the ramen noodles. And it's dijon mustard, not dijon ketchup. Dijon ketchup would be fucking disgusting. Dijon mustard belongs on a mushroom burger with swiss cheese.
Just wanted to drop in and thank the board. Thanks to this place, I had the idea to post nothing but otter memes in response to every asshole that posted about Phil Robertson on Facebook. At least 3 people unfriended me when I spammed their Phil Robertson thread with otter pictures. I consider that a win.
I heard a "crack" outside in the dark. The ice storm is causing the trees to break apart, and a thirty-foot tree branch just crashed down on my wife's uncles's fence. Its the size of a mature tree itself. It's completely blocked the gate and probably weighs a thousand pounds. And freezing rain is coating it with adamantium as I type this. I look forward to tomorrow morning. FUCK ME.
Lil' Kim looks like LaToya Jackson with Down Syndrome. My god. What pig's asshole was she recently shot from?
The kind of thing that keeps me up at night: That 70's Show aired in 1997 and took place in 1975, 22 years prior. If we had a similar show air today, it would be called That 90's Show and would take place in 1991, 22 years ago.
I'm pretty sure Jian Ghomeshi is pretty happy with his new job and unlikely to bring the boys back together for a rousing chorus of King Of Spain. Although I'd still buy tickets to that show. Me, if I'm heading down Canadian-band-memory-lane, I'm more Crash Test Dummies and Lowest of the Low. Spoiler After a harrowing drive to my parents' house last night, they fucking cancelled church service this morning because of the freezing rain and ice, so I made that drive for nothing. Bah.
Today was a good day, I kept my streak of never losing a grand final of any kind of sport going by winning our cricket final, played some beer pong and ate myself into a food coma. I love how this time of year is for drinking and watching cricket with interspersed napping.