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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. katokoch

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    To me food isn't the issue. I'm not saying all homeless dogs are okay (obviously that isn't true), but y'know a dog doesn't need to exclusively eat kibble to survive... I'd say they could probably do just fine if their master doesn't mind some dumpster digging, otherwise they are programmed to scavenge. What those dogs can get is plenty of companionship and love, and that counts for a lot.

    This is just one anecdote but my local crazy panhandler has a lab mix that seems perfectly healthy and socialized- I guarantee she is better taken care of than my dog before I adopted him.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    As much as Im sure rhey get love and attention, I have a hard time believing that living outdoors completely vulnerable to parasites, frostbite, etc. is better than living in a real home. I also have a hard time believing they're squandering their "beer money" in favour of rabies and tapeworm shots.
     
  3. Cult

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    Uhh, they are getting absolutely no veterinary care like homeless people's dogs, no, that's absurd.
     
  4. CharlesJohnson

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    Nah, I've heard the same thing. I've seen some guys with well fed, cared for dogs. Dirty, but otherwise ok. They'd go without food to feed the dog. You don't starve your only friend in the world.

    These shit kickers I saw had prop animals. Even worse was they were damn near wild. Snapped and snarled at anything that wasn't human. Damn waste to see an animal put down because a shitty owner allowed their pet to swallow someone's lap dog. Which is exactly what the next step will be.

    So I'm going to the liquor store and will no doubt spend the next 3 days pleasantly anesthetized. Isn't that a much better topic to ruminate upon?

    My place, 2 hours. Don't bring pants.
     
  5. Parker

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    NOM! NOM! NOM! OMG HAVE YOU HEAR THE NEW ROBERT KELLY ALBUM!?!?!?!

    You redneck, rock loving, honkies won't understand this shit, but holy fuck, ROBERT just put out the best R. Kelly album he has ever made. I don't give a shit if he pissed on a teenage girl (that wanted to get pissed on by the way) and made a sex tape. I could give a fuck less. He makes music like this and its fucking perfect.

    First let's review the tracklist. Legs Shakin', Cookies, Throw This Money On You, Prelude, Marry The Pussy, You Deserve Better, Genius, All The Way, My Story, Right Back, Spend That, Crazy Sex, Shut Up, Tear It Up, Show Ya Pussy, Physical, Every Position and it closes with Lights On.

    Let me toss in the Prelude is a 3 and a half minute sketch featuring 3 people, ROBERT playing all 3 parts, one of them named Brenda, who gets locked in a bathroom.

    I cannot express my joy at how amazing this album is. Its just everything you want. It has the newly developed R. Kelly sense of humor spawned from the hipster generated self-awareness from Trapped in the Closet. It has plenty of songs that lead to baby making, it has one or two club hits, and it has songs addressed to "the haters." Few cameos pop in from Kelly Rowland, Future, 2 Chainz, Ludacris, Jeezy, Migos, and Juicy J.

    It is like wonderful. Just wonderful. I'm so excited I don't know what to do. I'm upset my girlfriend won't let me fuck her while listening to it because "R. Kelly peed on girls" but the bitch is a hypocrite and worships Michael Jackson like he never touched a child.
     
  6. john_b

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    I'm old school. Is it better than 12 Play or the album with all the slow jams on (Honey Love, Dedicated, etc)?
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    Kelly is a piece of shit but he makes second-to-none R&B. "Home Alone" is my favourite song of all time to play while DJing.

    However "Real Talk" and "Trapped in the Closet" are monstrously retarded abominations. Hilarious beyond description.
     
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    Works for me, I'm not wearing them anyhow. See you in an hour and 45 minutes.
     
  9. JDTheHero

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    Where are the majority of the best players on those teams from? Oh right, Canada! (Save for your Red Wings, but they're Swedish, Not American, so suck it)

    You're welcome.

    Also enjoy 5th place at the Olympics!
     
  10. Parker

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    When talking about music, I remove all first albums from the equation. Because its not fair, first albums were associated with formative years and were like the "bonding album" for people. Like the idea that Reasonable Doubt isn't Jay-Zs best album isn't a conversation, but on paper, it COULD be. If someone started backwards on his discography, could they like another album more? Who knows? But it can't be a conversation in reality. So to talk about music on a fair level, the first one has to be removed.

    I don't remember which album had all the slow jamz, but my favorite R. Kelly albums have been 12 Play (of course), R, TP, Chocolate Factory. Double up was meh, and "Love Letter" was so damn PG. Not what I want from R. Kelly.
     
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    How about pants, no top? I just bought a new pair of pants I really wanted to wear.

    I went to the liquor store with one kind of whiskey in mind for my brother-in-law and came out with Crown Royal Black based on the employee's recommendation. He said it was smooth. I hope it doesn't suck.

    My daughter wanted to make something for her swimming friends for Christmas. I'm a pretty decent baker. I can cook, but baking is my strong point. Let me just say, chocolate-covered pretzels are much harder than they look:

    And yes, they look just as awful in person. But at least they taste good. Whatever, they're 14.
     

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  12. scotchcrotch

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    Got all my shopping Christmas shopping done within an hour at two stores at a fraction of what I usually spend.

    #divorceperks
     
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    Considering the US has won two of the last four WJC championships, that US goalies have won 3 of the last 5 Vezina's, that American's have won the last 3 Conn Smythes, I'd say we're doing pretty well anymore.

    Enjoy the goalie crisis though, seems like you guys have that problem solved by banning Euro goalies in the CHL.

    Unfortunately, for Canadians, hockey isn't just a Canadian game anymore.
     
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    Ugh holiday eating and drinking in full effect. Somebody call me a fatass so I get off said fat ass and head to the gym.
     
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    Goddammit. In my online shopping bonanza, I inadvertently forgot to order half the gift for my brother's girlfriend. Now the poor husband, who was already doing his last minute shopping, is walking into one of the busiest fucking bookstores at this time of year to try and make up for my screw up. Man, if he finds the book I need, he is getting the world's best blowjob when he gets home.
     
  16. Parker

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    Just so I can beat Rush to it.

    "We'll need pics before we can assess and call you a fatass, please use the booty thread. We're fair people here, we don't make judgments without appropriate information, like pictures."
     
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    So many cookies and junk...at least I had a salad and veggie tray for lunch though. Cannot wait to get back into a normal eating routine.

    Also, a PSA: if you're in southern Louisiana, get your hands on some Bayou Rum. It's a fairly new disillary with a small distribution but it is fine, fine stuff. I'm not really a rum person usually but I poured this over ice and enjoyed the hell out of it.
     
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    Well, if you say it's beyond description, then it must be true.
     
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    My parents gave me cash this year for my Christmas gift.

    Although it's nice, it's really not.
     
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    It was his first album, when it was still R Kelly and Public Announcement. So yeah, remove that one.

    If nothing else, I went and listened to 12 Play again and it's still awesome.
     
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