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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Juice

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    Why? Lack of thought to it?

    My parents gave me a choice between golf clubs or a gun for the big present. Since MA citizens are scared of anything cool and make the permit process near impossible, I went with the clubs.
     
  2. scotchcrotch

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    Yeah, I mean it's obviously the most practical gift.

    But so is a QuickTrip gift card.
     
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    This album is amazing. But it does have a song called "Marry The Pussy" so if you're looking for understated RnB, this isn't it.
     
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    I hear ya. Well you've through a pretty rough year dude, hears hoping 2014 treats you better. Cheers.
     
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    I'll definitely check it out. But I'm at work and my co-workers probably don't want to hear Marry The Pussy or Show Ya Pussy. Prudes.
     
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    Merry Christmas to all.

    It's nice to have a place to vent without real world consequences
     
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    Whatever you do, don't vent to GQ.

    I'm off for two weeks, to cook, eat, drink, open presents and snowboard!

    I think I'm getting old, this is my third day of vacation and the closest I have come to debauchery was having a bloody marry while I watched some shitty bowl game today. And yet I'm happy with that.
     
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    I've been getting a check for xmas for 15 years. My mom hates shopping, so she just gives us money and says " Pick out your own shit."
     
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    Fuck cash, soon it'll be a direct deposit from an automatic withdrawl.
     
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    Been telling my olds for years I don't need presents.

    I love holidays, it's afternoon nap time.
     
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    My wife and I are just doing a"It's all me" shopping spree in Saginaw/Frankenmuth. It's easier to get your own shit, exactly how you want it. Shopping is so confounding and claustrophobic. I do it as quickly as possible, the way it should be. It is not a game of chess to buy a fucking pair of pants.
     
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    I've been telling my parents for years not to get me anything. My younger brother hits them with a laundry list and they feel the need to spend the same amount of money on me. I would much rather just get together.
     
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    I'm trying a Scottish brew called Ebulum Black Ale. It is darker than blood red, the light barely leaks through it. It's really good. Excellent, actually.

    I'm not usually an Ale guy. Usually just Zima and Sol.
     
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    Yea, you're no longer allowed to post an opinion about beer.
     
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    I got a Foodsaver for my birthday last month that was supposed to be a combination present with Christmas. Luckily we got it from Costco because it sucks and Ill be able to take it back for full return. I might get another one that is the type I want but I have been struggling to think of things for a few years now. Basically after I turned 16 and got my first job presents on birthdays and Christmas became pointless because I could just save for what ever I wanted and get it sooner rather than later. I actually like getting clothes now because my mom has good taste and I always have a fresh set of socks and underwear…..
     
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    What, you have something against the faggiest beers on the planet? Next you'll probably be telling me Michelob Ultra isn't the cat's ass. Jerk.
     
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    Anybody watching 'Lilyhammer' on Netflix? It took me a couple of episodes, but I got into it. Especially Steven Van Zandt's sidekick, he is hilarious.

    Edit: Also, Encore is playing 'Back to the Future Parts I,II, and III.'

    My night is made.
     
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    I thought Part I is a classic II was mean-spirited and dated, and III is pure magic and the best of the three. I am very glad Shia LePoof played the re-made Marty McFly.
     
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    I dunno. I thought the watchability of each subsequent film was improved by the decreasing appearance of Crispin Glover. He freaks me out. He looks like a smelly music teacher who owns six cats with Polish names.
     
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    Well, hello you.

    Glover is a fucked-up individual, when a twat like Letterman thinks you're the worlds biggest asshole you've earned your stripes.
     
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