The gin is flowing and Bad Santa is on......I wonder if making pillsbury cinnamon rolls now would be a bad choice? In other news, how bout dem Eagles? Christmas came early in the form of a herniated disc. Thank you tony romo!
Look, we all have our own ways of honoring Jesus. Mine is to get drunk and start sexting. Every year, my best friend's family has a Christmas Eve party that my dad and I go to. She has a younger brother that's three years younger than us and, besides always thinking of her brother as his five-year-old self, I've also known most of his friends since their voices started cracking, and it's been really strange in the past couple of years how all of a sudden they've changed from little boys into these big hulking men lumbering all over the house. I've since greatly enjoyed this yearly opportunity to be cougary towards them for my amusement. You have to create your own holiday traditions sometimes.
Damn SQL errors, had a whole Anchorman 2 review written up. In short, meh. Hopefully it grows on me like the first one did.
So are you sexting the guys that are in the same house as you, and are playing coy with them (acting cougary) or did you leave the party after getting all cougary towards them and now you're sexting them from a remote location where the chances of them getting any are slim?
No, no, those were two separate traditions. I don't have any of my friend's brother's friend's phone numbers, among other reasons that I wouldn't sext them.
I wish my older sisters friends were like you. All her friends were pretty much softball players and rode horses, and no my sister isn't a dyke. Btw Audrey, there's nothing wrong with being into younger men. Nowadays its perfectly acceptable to date a man 5, 6 years younger.
Funny, I'm pretty sure I'm Audrey's age. But if a woman told me she likes the Wings and has an opinion I'm pretty much in love.
Just spent an hour catching up on this thread. I was out of town for four days - some of it was shitty, some of it was cool. I'm glad to be home. Tonight we made cookies and after I put the kid to bed I wrapped a few more presents and put everything under the tree. The kitten (who is a little over a year old now so not sure if still classified a kitten?) went nuts with all the bows and whatnot, chewed on a tree branch and then on one of my cords and is finally now asleep looking adorable as I attempt to cool my murderous rage . Santa cookies have been eaten and emergen-c powder mixed with gin and OJ because I might be coming down with something.
Just got back from a friends place, had a few beers, gorged myself on food. I'll make up for anything I didn't drink by starting pretty much when I wake up tomorrow and drinking everything I can get my hands on alcohol wise. Have a good one Idiots.
Holy fuck. Singer, Bass player, and drummer, all future pro musicians by my estimation. These are fucking middle schoolers. What have you done with your life?
I have about 90 minutes before the children fly down the stairs and celebrate Christmas the way it was meant to be celebrated; by shoving their siblings out of the way in a show of avarice beyond compare. Merry Christmas.
My kid ate an entire Aero bar out of her stocking and now I'm cleaning her footprints off the walls and ceiling. Merry Christmas.