Well I'm going to eat chinese food and drink warm PBR, so don't act like you're the only ones who know how to get merry
Seconded. There will be sweet potatoes, but not casserole. This is going with the turkey, stuffing, greens, cornbread and mac & cheese. OOOOOOO SHIT MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!
Apparently adult Christmas means running to the liquor store at 5:30 to get booze for the rest of the family.
That sounds like dumb college kid christmas, adult christmas means stocking up before the holiday and getting smashed on reserves.
So much good food and booze today, nice rare beef tenderloin and some corned beef and roasted goat that i butchered out yesterday, Fuckin'a. Fortunately all of my family gets along, so there was good company all day. Too bad i have to work in the morning because i have a bunch of booze that i need to drink.
Y'know what? It's been a good day and now that I'm high as fuck I feel like settling an age-old debate. YOU HERE ME KUBLA?!?!? DUDEBRAH?!?!?! Members of TiB: A gun is to your head and the person holding it swears to fucking god they'll kill you if you drift at all from the situation. You have to choose one : The Far Side, or Calvin and Hobbes. ...you see, I prefer C&H although I think Far Side runs a close a brilliant second place. If I remember correctly Kubla doth not giveth one fuck about C&H and is Gary Larson all the way. What about the rest of you?
Folks are coming over for drinks. Back in August I made Cherry Bounce. Fresh cherry syrup (and cherries) steeped in bourbon for 4 months. It isn't bad. But we're going to knock some back, go to the dive bar, then end up in the neighbor's hot tub screaming at trees. The debate: Far Side. Always hated C&K. Even as a kid. Somehow I could relate to cavemen time traveling on a log more than an imaginary friend. That's probably not a good thing.
Today was really low key. We had good food and one of my annoying cousin's was at his girlfriend's parents so all was good. I even managed to find a way to get out of playing games. The best part of this trip home was the brevity of it all. I love my family but this no longer feels like home after 8 years away. Tomorrow, my brother and I are going back to Denver to have his post-knee surgery check up. Friday the girlfriend is flying in to Denver to visit for a few days. I'm excited for her to finally meet some of my friends, after I've met what seems like everyone she knows. I plan on taking her to a brewery, play some hockey on a pond in the mountains, and get rip roarin' loaded. The debate: Never really liked either of them
...and the Caveman rode a log through time to boot. Larson must be a guy who laughed to himself a LOT.
Jesus god, I know everyone here is fucked up, but... this is a new level. My answer: Calvin and Hobbes all the way. Too much nostalgia for anything to top it.
I'll settle this debate real quick: if a gun is held to my head and all I have to do to survive is pick between two choices, I'm picking the first one of them that comes to mind (as opposed to saying "I can't decide"). Therefore, I win. Success?
Well you know my answer. Speaking of dudebrah. The Wolf Of Wall Street was a great fucking movie. I mean if I got rich as fucking shit in the stock market I'd be doing toots of coke out of black hookers asses too. Which is the first shot of the movie.
No contest. But the more Far Side I read, the better it is. I think I was too dumb to get a lot of it as a kid.
I hate getting all the "Merry Christmas [Revengeofthenerds]!!!" and having to respond, "uh, who is this again?" At a certain point, you'd think people would get the hint. It's like church -- if I only talk to you at christmas, you're really not that important.