Its funny that this comes up and now I heard a commercial (on a podcast or something) for One Wipe Charlies. Dollar Shave Club is selling adult moistened ass wipes. This is a thing now. Here is the video, because its actually kinda funny.
Nah, Parker's black, so he'd feel comfortably unwelcome here. Then again, he's educated, so your point may still stand. It really would depend on how high he rated on the blackness scale.
Hey he was talking to Crown Royal. I have no problem with really nice white people. They actually like me. "Oh honey, children, look! A non-threatening, non-presidential, black person! Oops, I hope he's okay with me calling him black and not African-American! Do we have any watermelon to offer him? Look, here, you can have my chubby daughter, we know you like them!" For the record whiteys, I don't buy this African-American shit. I wasn't born in Africa, I don't know any family members from Africa. Fuck that noise. And for the record, most Africans don't even like their dark American counterparts. And seriously if fucking Durbanite's white ass moved to America and became a citizen, he'd be African-American, how does that make sense?
I could be offended at this, but I'm more upset that my thought process was "Hey, fuck you, I have a job. Shit, I'm at that job. WHY THE FUCK AM I AT WORK?!?!? This is bullshit." I don't have a boss that sucks as much as Kubla, but my boss fucking sucks. Dude is a spaz, and wants to be the shopper marketing version of Steve Jobs. Also, no fear of my company recording any of this, they're too cheap to do that. The only goddamn agency that is open from the 24th to the 2nd. Completely and utter bullshit. I can barely contain my contempt for this place.
Somewhere there's an old bastard reading that thinking, "They pay you to work, not to fuck around at home". Remember, people are machines, and machines never take a vacation.
The whole point of me going into advertising is so I wouldn't have to work over holiday breaks because my clients wouldn't be either! They're not now, so why the fuck am I in the office? Oh right, this company is disorganized as fuck, led by a dude who doesn't cover all his bases, and I have to do basic shit that should have been established the first year of the company opening. Yet there are things like this being made in the world that make me laugh. <a class="postlink" href="https://www.behance.net/gallery/Rio/13376813" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.behance.net/gallery/Rio/13376813</a> <a class="postlink" href="http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip/a-kunyara-primer.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip/a ... rimer.html</a>
Say what you will about gentleman-Americans of African descent bitching about their jobs, at least it's better than white people's existential angst about theirs.
I gotta work my normal shift next Tuesday ( 1 PM to 1130 ) t I have to work my regular shift on New Years Eve, 1 to 1130, then turn around and be back in at 6 am Wednesday. Happy fucking new year.
Re: I gotta work my normal shift next Tuesday ( 1 PM to 1130 ) t Thanks! We're going to a friend's house where I believe I committed to playing beer pong with friend against our other friend and his partner, who's a crotchety fart who has labeled his coworkers "cunty McCunterson", "fat moley bitch" and "Amish fag". I hope we win as I imagine he will get really nasty then. Wait, you were being sarcastic, weren't you?
Professional Pet Sitter Tip #3,267: If you have a cat that gets angry that you go away, make sure to not leave your suede Ugg boots somewhere that they can pee on.
Re: I gotta work my normal shift next Tuesday ( 1 PM to 1130 ) t If Sack is a gay man from Las Vegas, then...I think I just might be.
Re: I gotta work my normal shift next Tuesday ( 1 PM to 1130 ) t There is a joke here but I can't exactly pinpoint it.
I've been playing Grand Theft Auto for the last two days, this woodpecker picked the wrong house to fuck with.