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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. mya

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    MIght I suggest switching to wine?
     
    #161 mya, Dec 7, 2013
  2. McSmallstuff

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    Drink vodka then. One of the big bottles of Smirnoff is only like 17 bucks. Can't be much worse in Australia.
     
    #162 McSmallstuff, Dec 7, 2013
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    One of the finest breweries in the world just introduced, nationwide, mini-kegs (14 beers) sold for around $25. Sorry, man. Bell's is particularly good too. They don't make a bad beer. If it's any condolence, there isn't enough room in my fridge to fit one of these on account of all the other microbrews taking up space.

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    #163 CharlesJohnson, Dec 7, 2013
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    Salt in the wound, man.
     
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  5. mya

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    Well, duh, you drink faster and more often to make room. See, problem solved
     
    #165 mya, Dec 7, 2013
  6. McSmallstuff

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    To be fair he gets to live in Australia. There should be some draw back.
     
    #166 McSmallstuff, Dec 7, 2013
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    700ml Smirnoff bottle is $30, 1.125L is $50. Depending on how quickly I drink it a 700ml doesn't really do that much, not too mention I generally try to stay away from soft drink lately.
     
    #167 Bundy Bear, Dec 7, 2013
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    Reasons I wouldn't live in Australia:
    1. Drop Bears
    2. Box Jellyfish
    3. Fires and floods
    4. If you want to go to Europe or North America the flight is crazy long and expensive
    5. Booze is too expensive
    6. Crazy ass spiders and snakes
     
    #168 toddamus, Dec 7, 2013
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    I saw more Australians in Europe than Americans by far.

    That included the dude in a hostel who would sit right by bed in his tighty whiteys with the rooms only fan blowing on his balls as he laughed outrageously at reddit.

    If the Australians in here weren't awesome, I would write off the continent based on that guy alone.
     
    #169 Gravy, Dec 7, 2013
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    Is a drop bear some sort of mutated Koala fairy tale? Like they crossed the chupacabra with Men At Work or something?

    My dad did "Drop Snakes." If we were walking on a sidewalk, at random moments he would reach up, grab a low-hanging tree branch and shake it while yelling "DROP SNAKE!!!!!" it freaks my mom out every time.
     
    #170 Crown Royal, Dec 7, 2013
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    Is this one of those "Cry for help" things I've heard about?
     
    #171 iczorro, Dec 7, 2013
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    Cutting across your wrists is a cry for help, cutting parallel means your trying.
     
    #172 Flat_Rate, Dec 7, 2013
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    Here is some information for you all, I know Pinkcup will be hiding in the corner somewhere shaking uncontrollably.

    Spoilered for graphic content.

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    http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear
     
    #173 Bundy Bear, Dec 7, 2013
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    FYI, there's only three periods in an ellipsis...

    Also, no one cares.
     
    #174 Coke Bottle Casualty, Dec 7, 2013
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    The very first thing that came to mind when I saw the painting, after reading what he asked for: That's not abstract. Not even remotely.

    That painting is very concretely Frankenstein. Wearing a business suit. I mean, for that reason alone you could ask him to do it over. "Hey, it's not like I don't like Frankenstein in a business suit. I'd just prefer the idea of him as represented by squiggles and dots."
     
    #175 Currer Bell, Dec 7, 2013
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    A-fucking-men.

    The very reason I wanted it abstract is to avoid a weird, Herman Munster type rendition.


    I sure as hell didn't ask for a portrait of Frankenstein, or any other monster, as something I'd hang in my office.


    Revision after revision I asked him to soften the shapes and remove details, sort of a last ditch effort to fix the damage already done. However it was too late.
     
    #176 scotchcrotch, Dec 7, 2013
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    If two fingers of eggnog make you flushed, you're doing it right. God Bless Irish uncles.
     
    #177 comforter, Dec 7, 2013
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    You Americans can bag out cricket all you want, but I got a girl to leave in record time this morning by putting it on.
     
    #178 guernica, Dec 7, 2013
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    Pokemon, in French. Once again, TiB ad banner, wow. According to the last few ads on here, I'm a gay french child looking for hot cougars in my area.
     

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    I'll admit to not following rap much at all, outside of a few Jay-Z albums and Eminem, but who the fuck is Childish Gambino?
     
    #180 Flat_Rate, Dec 8, 2013
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