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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I found France Frenchies to be kind, polite, helpful. Not once did they seem like the snooty fucks they're made out to be. I don't know our French very well, only when they pop up in the news whining about their first world problems or suing somebody for speaking English to them (fact).
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Definitely wins youtube. Everybody watch this video. Seriously, thanks for this, I don't know how you're able to find this stuff.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    Kellogg's plant is closing because our country has an aversion to eating poison. Another 555 jobs in the toilet. 3M are the people who make nipple tape which is the worst thing ever invented and the Knight..., well, we're called "The Yankees of the CHL" because of the frachise's recent decade of success which is like being called Gestapo.

    EDIT: Sorry, not "we're" but "they're" the hockey team. Fans are not one with a team.
     
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  4. Cult

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    How the fuck has no one killed that guy yet?

    [youtube][/youtube]
     
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    Now I'm thirsty. Question for those who've done it: Is homebrewing worth the effort/time/expense?

    (Potentially relevant facts: I'm a Murican in a state with pretty good booze laws, so the available selection near me is solid. No Yuengling, though).
     
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    HA!!!! Racism.

     
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    Honestly? I was searching for "prank fail."

    This is an example of what I was actually looking for.

     
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    So I burned out my 20 dollar blender. Are those Ninja's a decent substitute for blowing 300+ on a blendtec or Vita mix?
     
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  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Glad you found the boat thing instead. The win there is teh epics.
     
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    Solid point. I remember seeing this guy YEARS ago around the time youtube first became a "thing" with this video (sidenote: recent post date; guess someone reposted it?):


    On the surface, it just looks like awesome sketch comedy with a dry delivery. But I'm 50/50 on whether he is an actual comedian, or just a downright racist asshole. Just like you can make sexist observational humor jokes about crap like married life, but if you actually subscribe to what you say, then it's just not funny anymore.
     
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    What is really funny about that video is that it's taking him a while to read the Kix box. He must be a slow reader.

    Edit: Also, who eats Kix?
     
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  12. Crown Royal

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    I was given a Ninja by my sister-in-law because she wanted the new model. Its spectacularly easy to use, clean and pour. Best daiquiri blender I've used to this day, and if you like making your own salads it's boss. It's like a giant magic bullet except it a) works and b) requires much less effort.

    I have no idea how much it costs but I think it kicks ass, and mine already had some miles on it. It has shocking cutting power considering how lightweight everything about it is.
     
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    Wow, how and why did I not start watching Archer sooner?
     
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    I'll give it a try.

    I just finished both seasons of Lilyhammer on Netflix. Fucking awesome.
     
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    Archer is funny. Cheryl/Carol (voiced by the wonderful Judy Greer) might be the funniest character on TV.
     
    #1855 Crown Royal, Dec 28, 2013
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    Really?

     
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    I think I nearly had cardiac arrest when Cheryl heard the astronauts on the space station might rape her and she says "rrrrrrreally....." as if to say that she is pleased (and turned on) by this news.
     
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    Archer is the fucking tits. Here's all the pirate virus you could ever want.

    Also why do you people want ants?
     
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  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Y'all are bugging. Krieger and Cheryl are funny, but not as funny as Mallory, Sterling or Woodhouse.
     
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