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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh, I'd tell her to shit or get off the pot. That crap wasn't cool when I was 20, it sure as shit is unacceptable now. That bullshit game crap can wedge itself directly in her vagina sideways. If anyone's desire is dependent upon how much attention you pay to their push-pull BS, I'd hope she drowns in a bucket of horse cum.

    My ex-best friend got married today. All I have is fantasies of kicking his teeth in in front of his wife. The amount of damage he did to my home is cunty. Costly, too. I wish nothing on him but pestilence. With a little luck his children will hate him as much as he hates his own father. Also if they're born with AIDS, that's a plus. I'm not joking, I want everything bad in the world to happen to him. My rage is unquenchable.
     
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    She acted like a magnificent bitch. I get that the build up and the dialogue back and forth was tense, but grow the fuck up. Tate battled like a warrior (albeit stupidly at times) and had to have been beyond pissed to get tapped by an arm bar again, but she had the maturity and class to offer congrats. Ronda's stupid excuses in the post fight interview were dumb and didn't make up for any of it. She's undefeated and the marquee face in women's MMA right now, she needs to stop playing this victim card and acting like she's some fucking underdog. I saw people on Twitter saying she plays a great villian. But I don't think she's got the self awareness that someone like Sonnen has to play that card. She's just a hyper competitive twat who lacks maturity. I thought Tate looked goofy walking out singing to Katy Perry, but then Ronda came out looking like an absolute psychopath, and not in a positive, entertaining way.

    Dana White has to be pleased that the best fight of the night ended up being the women's match and, even in defeat, Tate emerged further as a potential draw given her unexpected resilience and crowd support. You can still have contenders run at the champ, but now you have a secondary top fighter to post as well. Also, Miesha...dat ass...

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    Jesus dude, I hope you didn't give the the toast at the wedding. Story? Why is she such a cunt?
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    Yeah, I am almost she's dating/fucking other people. That's not a stab at your situation it all, but it does reek of it. Something is being hidden.

    Nine out of ten times I've seen this pattern there's some sort of field-playing going on. Black Jesus gave the best advice. Throw a gauntlet down and do it with ice in your personality. You're a fucking adult, you don't have time for stupid tween games and you don't share. My opinion is DO NOT let this game bullshit continue, because people like this always dangle a person who is willing to dangle.
     
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    Forget the aggressive noise the other guys are giving you. The non-responsive shit is annoying as hell, but don't get agitated by it. Just move on. If she is just playing BS games, is actually interested, and worth your time, she'll wise up and reach out to you.
     
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    In other news, why the fuck can't I sleep in anymore?

    Also, Henry Miller was a bad ass.
     
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    100% in agreement. This is the kind of chick who always wants an option available and then bitches that there are no nice guys out there. Dating in good faith is such a rare thing nowadays. Because they are afraid that the grass will be greener with the very next person they meet. They ignore your texts or calls for days and then call you a stalker when you try to confirm plans that weren't set in stone. Make you wait till Thursday to make plans for Friday because you obviously have nothing else going on in your life. And then when you make other plans, you have to turn them down only to not hear from them because they assume you aren't interested.

    I know that sounds personal, but it's quite common.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    Or, he could always just wave a steak knife in her face at the dinner table next date and say "Bitch, I swear to god I will cut you if you don't drop this fucking facade like NOW."

    Females respond to dominance. That's why they get turned on by guys who smash bottles in the face of bartenders who glance at their girl or punch in cupboard doors in jealous rages.
     
  9. scotchcrotch

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    Yeah, I'm not one to be the bitch in the relationship.


    I'll have to assume it's not going to happen, I've never called someone out on stuff like this before and it ended up working out. Usually they play the "what are you talking about?" nonsense and by that time the resentment on my end is full on.

    If the trust is already compromised that early on, I have no hope of it getting any better.
     
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    *HE*. I halfway wish I did play nice to be able to give the toast. It would have been glorious; the only opportunity where I could drop a bomb then drop a mic and walk off.

    I've mentioned this fat dirtbag before. Knew him 20 years. He lived in my garage studio apartment (detached). $120 a month to cover his utilities, but he did nothing except complain about the exorbitant cost and never paid on time. For 8 years. He kept getting fired so he lived there for free at least 2 of those years. Lived out of my fridge. I thought our electric company was fucking us (this town has a history of it, was in the news for one of the highest KWH rates in the country), turns out he was racking up over $400 a month using his AC wall unit at 60F and 6 high wattage bulbs for his exotic lizard collection nobody knew he had. My bill went from $800 to now $250 a month.

    I could rattle on for an hour because I woke up hungover and still seething. So let's do this in quick bullet format.

    - Never threw away garbage. Infested house with rats.
    - Never threw away dog diapers since he didn't walk the dog. Shit and piss in my garage. Still stinks.
    - Left blankets caked in dog shit and piss in my garage for me to clean up.
    - Bathroom is now ORANGE because he cleaned exactly once in 8 years.
    - Dog clawed up the drywall.
    - Dog fur inches thick caked in the corners.
    - Floor ruined.
    - I cleaned his room once and trained his dog because the filth was unbearable and I didn't even live inside the space.
    - Complained how I was going to get him in fights. I broke up two of his fights because of his mouth.
    - Resented me, actually was pissed, with me for trying to drag him out when he was depressed.

    Why, yes, he does play World of Warcraft instead of being productive.

    The worst part is he was my only family at times. He wrote me out of his life, never invited me to life events, then had the balls to ask where I've been like we're still buddy-buddy. Because the above is all *my* fault. I held this piece of shit like a kid while he drunkenly blubbered in my arms, gave him a home when his family told him to fuck off, physically and emotionally defended him. I hope feral pigs eat him crotch first.

    My guts are actually twisted. Who wants a morning beer?
     
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    I need a beer after reading that. Really. He was your best friend? He isn't even a human being. And something married that? I wretch to think of the star-crossed lover that would attach herself to such a loathesome creep.

    That just sucks, entirely, no humour or hindsight need apply.
     
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    I should also add that there's the lesser odds of being a stupid coincidence and perhaps don't write it off if its only been a couple weeks, but being older and already married you obviously don't have the time or patience to let it persist.

    If you like her than I hope she's not playing you. But if she is, burn it down because you know what happens.
     
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    Wow CJ, I read that when you posted it before and I'm STILL going to spike my coffee after reading it again.

    Well, it was your story or because I have a drinking problem, one of the two.
     
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    I seriously do not understand how anyone can see multiple people like that. If they have a full time job, where do they get the time? Plus, going out on dates gets expensive enough even if you do cheap shit. I mean, I guess if you're a chick you can get away with not paying with most people but there is no way I could afford that.

    Speaking of which, I have a friend back in the states who got asked out by some girl. Obviously the guy was excited because that shit almost never happens. But here's where the warning signs popped up to me, she just asked him if he wanted to go on a date with her, and when he said yes she asked him "where are we going?" Now, maybe I've been doing it wrong but I always have at least an idea in mind if not some specifics before I actually formally ask. After that I guess the formulated a time and place and he said they went on some totally underwhelming dinner date at a somewhat expensive restaurant which was her suggestion, and when the bill came she tried to dump the whole thing on him. I'm proud of my friend because he just told her no, paid his half and left.

    To me it sounds like she only asked him out to get a free dinner out of him. No one can be that stupid. That or maybe it was just a deep mind-fuck that she pulled on him, I kinda wanna know how that would turn out if the genders were switched. I mean, in my opinion the person who asks should always be prepared to cover the full cost of the date. It's just good manners for the asked to genuinely offer to cover their half.
     
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    Cult, that girl sounds pathologically evil. Shake your friend's hand.
     
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    Aside from the expensive dinner, maybe she just liked him and wanted him to initiate. When he didn't, she put fort the effort enough to get the ball rolling but still wanted him to take the lead.

    I have a hard time believing women use men just to get a free meal. I mean, I'm sure it happens, but it seems like an awful lot to go thru for dinner. Aren't there easier ways to fleece a guy without subjecting yourself to two hours of small talk with expectations on the back end?
     
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    I try and look at the silver lining when I hear stories like tht. As a guy who has been single for almost a year and a half now, if that dude can find someone I'm gonna be alright.
     
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    Oh, you mean like this chick: <a class="postlink" href="http://restauranttipsfromaserialdater.tumblr.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://restauranttipsfromaserialdater.tumblr.com/</a>

    Or this lovely article: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.yourtango.com/2011115193/angry-single-blogger-would-you-go-date-free-meal" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.yourtango.com/2011115193/ang ... -free-meal</a>

    Or maybe this one? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.themarysue.com/woman-used-match-com-for-free-dinners/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.themarysue.com/woman-used-ma ... e-dinners/</a>

     
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    Jesus Christ, CJ. Where do you find these twats? The second girl has a moral compass but That first bitch should have tires fitted around her and set ablaze. How can you be worthless, penniless and still have the chutzpah to call the date you're freeloading off "cheap"? I hate everything right now, thanks a lot.
     
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    Do you not have a neck? Pierced ear and scraggly beard at 32? Balding? Then you too can marry into millions. New daddy owns an accounting firm in Chicago. Millions.

    There is no god. Tell me that is not the most punchable face you've ever seen. I don't know how his parents didn't smother him in his crib.
     
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