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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Juice

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    Depends, do you want to get the job or not? Honestly, for a white collar, finance-related job do not have facial hair.
     
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    Why would anyone bring their significant other to an interview?
     
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    Beards are only appropriate if you're interviewing for a 70's Porn Job.

    If that's what you're interviewing for, go you!
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Agreed. So you should also get rid of that Charlie Chaplin mustache you've been sporting.
     
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    Just purchased a little under $200 in fireworks, including some really badass bottle rockets. Got plenty of whiskey already. Picking up the steaks tomorrow.

    Last new years before the kiddo arrives so I won't be doing fireworks for a while. Gotta do it right.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    Jersey Shore was centred around 7 to 8 assholes. Not likeable, smart, or even human. Putrid wannabe greaseballs bording on mental retardation who don't deserve the honour of being ground up into slurry and fed to carp. Those tards made five million a year.

    There was no reason for people like that to become rich and famous sex symbols and yet they did. They wrote books and had their own clothing and shit. What was The Situation's talent? Having abs while looking 58 years old?

    Literally anybody can be famous and this two-faced lying, space-taking, wrongfully entitled pseudo-slut in Toronto has just as much level playing field as anybody else with a mouth that works and a soul that doesn't.
     
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    She's actually kinda hot. If she gets on TV God Bless her. Anyone who despises reality TV stars really needs to get a new hobby. Its TV. Its always been shallow. Nothing new.
     
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    I think I found her a suitable mate
     

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    And they're both fucking Canadian. Nickelback has nothing on these two at shaming my country.
     
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    Yeah, but in the plus column, you have Gordon Lightfoot and Bryan Adams, whom are both pretty awesome.
     
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    I don't know, the fact Nickelback now has a greatest hits album coming out puts them back into the running.
     
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    I personally like both of them (excluding Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald which especially sucks) but people on here give us shit about Bryan Adams. Whatever, he has some great songs.
     
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    Great songs????? He has two great albums, Cuts Like a Knife and Reckless, and Into the Fire is a very good album. I don't like the ballad stuff, but he has a catalogue that would do most people proud.
     
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    I didn't care for how he turned into a shiny metrosexual in the mid-90's, that's for sure. He looked ridiculous.
     
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    All this talk of Bryan Adams makes me think of the movie Three Musketeers and what was, for me, one of the greatest "they love each other but one of them fucking dies goddamn it" movie couples. Gonna go cry now.
     
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    Is it me or does he have really rapey eyes?
     
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    If you read into him, he turns out to be somewhat self-loathing, even suicidal. And his "protege", hack author Neil Strauss threw him under the bus.
     
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    He's a massively insecure nutjob. He created his whole persona cause he hated who he was.

    Unrelated, is Sara Bareilles hot? Or at least quite attractive?

    I see pictures like this and say no...

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    But I saw her new video when I was flipping through the channels and I changed my mind, and then found pictures like this to validate it...

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    I suppose it all depends on your aversion to, ahem, prominent noses.
     
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    Man' Sack would be all over that
     
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    Could never figure out why a Rolling Stone rock writer hanging out with and partying with Motley Crue had trouble getting some sort of actio- OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF.

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    I have no idea why a woman would respond to those ridiculous bar tricks in The Game, so I will go ahead and assume each PUA had a mechanism on their arm that spritzed that gas from Batman Begins into a woman's eyes. Los Angeles must be an entirely alien world.
     
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