Good, I wasn't the only one wondering that. Where's Black Jesus? I think we just found a new addition to his Netflix queue.
Does your other dog take offense to that? I secretly think one of my dogs is cuter, but I only say so in my head so the other doesn't get a complex. Guess which one it is.
It almost always happens with women who are massively over or underweight -- which can wreak havoc with your body or menstrual cycle in the first place. It's still kind of crazy, but it's usually combined with some other health issues that mask the effects of pregnancy. Has anybody watched Pulling? I'm watching it on instant now.
Both my dogs have entirely different, distinct looks, personalities and meanings in my life. I refer to the big guy as "My Abraham," in my head. I will likely never have a dog that is as strongly bonded to me as he is; he does not need to be leashed as he does not leave me. He is so fundamentally MY dog. And he's a show stopper - he's that dog that everyone who meets must bend down and pet, and he insists on greeting every. Single. Person. With kisses, no matter if they want to or not. Finli, the terrier, occupies a different place in my heart. He's my little badass. I say that he has a warrior's heart. Where as Abraham is poster-perfect in the looks department, Fin is quirky and cute as hell. A natural mohawk and a no-bullshit attitude. An argument could be made that I actually favour Fin at times and take Abraham for granted. Any doubts I had as to whether I love them equally were erased when I stood on the side of the road and watched Fin get run over. He was hit at about 60km/hr, sucked under the car, dragged and shot out the side or the back (I didn't see which). That moment clarified to me that I don't play favourites.
I wouldn't say that I "love" one of them more, just that I think he is the more attractive. He is also my cuddler dog, so maybe my views are skewed. So remember when we were all bitching about syncing cycles, I bet all of you ladies have had a couple since then. Still not for me. And I am not massively overweight or underweight. I am also not pregnant according to the little blue line about a month ago. I secretly wonder if maybe it was wrong but I feel so "normal" that I assume that I am just skipping cycles for whatever other reason and not tempted to take another test. Plus I am not going to go through that sinking feeling of looking at that stupid single line again. If I suddenly notice that I have put on 10 lbs only in the stomach area, then maybe I will reconsider. Maybe this is what those chicks are thinking. As long as we are having true confession time, I was bored so tried the ScarJo camera angle and it just isn't that flattering. I bet the recipient was disappointed....so much to work with and THIS is what I get?
Hey Nom, you didn't rate my dog on a scale from 1-10. You're just being polite, huh? If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all? It's OK, I can take it, give it to me straight. I can always ditch these two and bring in a ringer.
Since everyone probably memorized every post in the TITS thread, I'm assuming you all remember that my biggest complaint about my boobs was how they looked from the side. As soon as I saw that picture I felt better.
Dcc, I give that dog an 8 -- it's definitely attractive, but in my ideal dog I look for a bit of goofiness. Your dog is a bit handsome for my tastes, though I imagine others love it. Mya, the front one gets an 8.5, and the back one gets an 8, though it's harder to see. All three dogs are good-looking, I'd say, which is more impressive considering none of them are puppies. Puppies being cute is like wrapping bacon around stuff -- sure it works, but it's almost like cheating.
Yep, the front one is the one that I think is the looker. It is the little floppy ears and earnest expression that gets me. I am now going to search for side boob images to find one that is flattering. For some reason, I bet it will be a fake one because they don't flop to the side so much as the natural breast. Boy is this an exciting Saturday night for me or what?
Boyfriend and I were invited to a birthday bbq for a girlfriend of mine tonight. I bought her a rabbit as a gift, since she had mentioned that she'd never used one and thought they looked fun. We walked in and it was entirely her family and us. We were the only friends that showed up. I'm talking, eat a burger and some cake and ice cream with her grandparents to be followed by the opening of gifts. I nearly died. We made our excuses before the gifts got opened and took off out of there. Sadly, this is not the first time I have given someone a sex toy as a gift in front of their grandmother.
Anybody have a grandparent they could loan me? How about my in-laws fill in. They are sufficiently conservative that I think it could be adequately awkward.
In-laws work. Anyone who, with a straight face, would say "Oh would you look at that. A love toy..." and then glare at me in condescension.
I am oh so very, very, very drunk right now. I think I am going to rewatch my soon to be favorite movie (although it may be difficult to displace Brazil) Local Hero, cause I want to. I mean, a soundtrack by Mark Knopfler, how can you top that?! You can't!!!