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Holy Crap! Best. Idea. EVAR. WDT 9/16/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 16, 2011.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    "It's for stirring your tea, Grandma. Just put the tip in and press this button........"
     
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    How does that even fit in a tea cup?
     
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    Wrong. Grandma takes her tea black.

    With a splash of milk.
     
    #283 Nom Chompsky, Sep 17, 2011
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    I know exactly two people for whom I would buy a rubber fist, and never as a birthday gift.

    Fists are for Christmas, duh.
     
    #284 Angel_1756, Sep 17, 2011
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    Eh Nom?
     
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    I thought I should come in and be a party-pooper since there's a lot of Chuck Testa love in this thread.

    For me, the beauty of a horrible local commercial is that some business owner put a lot of thought into it, they produced it with great care, and it's no joke. The Chuck Testa commercial, while funny, was made on this show: http://www.ifc.com/rhett-link/. When two hipsters have hipster-y fun making goofy commercials, the commercials lose some of the intrinsic value I find in a commercial produced without any sense of irony.

    Took a couple days off work to visit my mother in Florida this weekend. I've been here for about 26 hours and I'm already medicating a nice splotchy sunburn with lots of beer. Also, I must admit, as redneck-y as this state can be, I kind of like it.

    Jesus - there is so much potential awkward in having to explain a rubber fist to a grandparent.
     
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    7.25. Maybe higher in action?
     
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    Here is my favorite from the Pet Thread. This guy would have me wrapped around his paw. I would make him waffles for breakfast every morning.


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    Unfortunately he looks weird as an adult. The best doggie in the family died recently from kidney failure. The other dog is an absolute bastard, though cute as a puppy. That's all I got. I think Mya wins. I love sheltie/collies.
     
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    Does personality count?

    No?

    How about not killing you in your sleep. Think. Rate high.

    (If Bill the Cat had a canine counterpart)
     
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    He gets extra points for the "green eye reflex"
     
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    I love Corgis and Shelties, based 100% on appearance. I've never really "met" either of these breeds so I don't know much about their personalities.
     
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    The only issue with Shelties is that they are the divas of the animal world. They KNOW they are beautiful, TYVM.

    And Mya, "he" is a "she" named Xia. I have had the pleasure of meeting her personally, and she is as sweet as she looks.
     
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    Where the white bitches at?

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    Personality, they are each kind of different. Both were "rescues". One was found as a stray wandering the mean streets of KC and I got him from the pound. He is hyper and squirmy and bull headed as can be, but not a mean bone in his body. The other was turned into a sheltie rescue because he was "vicious" when his owner got abusive. Oddly enough, he is a total softie and submissive as can be (that is the one that I said was my cuddler). Both are smart as a whip.
     
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    maybe there's something in the TiB water. I haven't had one in 4 months...I'm on the pill and have taken multiple preg tests. Kinda freaky.

    Hope I'm not one of those crazy bitches on "I didn't know I was preg" next season!
     
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    Jesus Christ, you and mya are trying to jinx us all! You shut your mouth with that crap!
     
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    The only diva like behavior mine really have is that they hate to be wet. They will do anything to avoid walking through a puddle, it is funny.

    And I love Xia, I am a sucker for "that look". On the rare occasion that one of my dogs has an accident inside, all I have to do is call their name and they slowly creep up to me with that look. Then I laugh and punishment time is over. As long as they know for that fleeting moment that I am disappointed.
     
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    Amen. I'm throwing myself down the stairs now as a precaution.
     
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    Maybe TX and I are trying to sync cycles but each of us is polite enough to wait for the other to go first.
     
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