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Holy Crap! Best. Idea. EVAR. WDT 9/16/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 16, 2011.

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Hmm, maybe post-bacon sex.
     
  2. vex

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    I think those 3 words tell quite the story. From the way you tell it, it seems like your partner is not behaving like the enthusiastic "I want to be with you forever" girlfriend you would want in this situation. While moving can be a very big deal for some people (especially away from family), your description suggests that it's more than just not wanting to move.

    The fact that you need to post this and that you've written that post the way you did tells me that this ship is sinking. You talk about your 4 year partner like some distant individual to be psychoanalyzed. That distance is very pronounced in your post.

    The last sentence alone highlights how little confidence you have in her, her words and her commitment. I would ideally suggest you try to really communicate with her how you feel about this make or break situation. However, I strongly feel that you already know that between a future with you and a future without, she's already made her choice.
     
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    controversial opinion time!

    good sausage > bacon
     
  4. hotwheelz

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    Why choose?

     
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  5. joule_thief

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    If you have to choose, the terrorists have already won.
     
  6. TJMax

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    Disturbed

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    On the off-chance that anyone gives a crap: I just saw Therion play for two hours. Un-fucking-believable
     
  7. Luke 217

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    Disturbed

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    Its officially the 24 hours of Whisky. Woke up yesterday at 4:30am, started sipping Beam around 9, added beers to the mix around noon, then switched to Whisky and water around 9pm. Took an hour nap around 11, went into the bedroom for some slap and tickle, the Fiance told me to go jerk off to the internet,, and now I'm here with you good folks.

    I can't tell if she's awesome or if she's awesome.
     
  8. LadyLecter

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    Just woke up and thought "Oh joy I know this specific location pain." Kidney stone. This will be my 7th. Going to be going to the hospital soon once the pain gets unbearable but before the writhing starts. In my experienced estimation that will be in about ... half an hour.
     
  9. StayFrosty

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    Just saw the Mayweather/Ortiz KO video...who the FUCK was commentating that, Gilbert Gottfried?

    Also fuck this trazodone stuff. Two mornings in a row I wake up feeling like I've slept half a year. Oh, and I can't FUCKING GET DRUNK.
     
  10. hooker

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    [​IMG]

    This is a real Beer Garden! Goooood morning!
     
  11. Queen-Bee

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    No idea what's going on here, but before I crash into my alcoholic coma I need to share: WORST. DATE. EVER. It ended 6 hours and many drinks ago, but I can't wipe it off of me. Gak....
     
  12. bewildered

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    You know what they say, don't let them cum on you on the first date.

    That was probably your first mistake.
     
  13. hooker

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    I just made blueberry muffins. Do they cure hangovers?
     
  14. Noland

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    Doubtful. Bacon and grits will, though.
     
  15. bewildered

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    We all got to see that picture before you deleted it. Now my question is, who was he?
     
  16. hooker

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    Ha. Only a few of you were online.

    It's my husband. And it's an awesome picture.

    But I'm not sure I want to share it with all the idiots.
     
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    hooker survived, hooray! What happened, Queen? It's got to be a good story.

    I woke up to the sweetest love letter from Mr. P. How many of you idiots write love letters? I don't mean texts begging for sex either....

    I'm going to go run.
     
  18. hooker

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    If my husband wrote me a love letter, I'd be like, "Who did you fuck and/or what did you break?"
     
  19. CharlesJohnson

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    I've written quite a few love letters. They were damn good too. Fuck Nicholas Sparks in his hack ass.

    Yes, I am a cheeseball.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems most gals would not appreciate one. So it's better not to even bother with it. "Y U no txt I luv u, LOL?"
     
  20. hooker

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    Today is my first day in an ax throwing league. I'm so excited.
     
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