You think that's bad? I lived off 4 am Lucky Dogs in New Orleans. The vendors are all meth heads working for a fix. I would have looked for a diner or something, but these guys were available and so close to the hotel. When a blackened thumb was assembling a hot dog, I started thinking this might be a bad idea. Yeah I ate it anyway. I'm gross. Is this not a face you could trust?
The kind dripping with meth head sputum. You just cover it up with more mustard. On that note, here's Scarlett Johanson side boob:
If you invite your cousin and their toddlers over for dinner is it bad form to already be drunk when they get there? I mean it is Friday so I would assume the host being drunk was implied in the invite. Must be a generational thing, I and most of my friends would choose the Bell over any other fast food place.
I'm in the process of trying to find a certain kind of image on the internet for one of my fantasy football leagues. These are all of my fishing buddies, so I was trying to find a picture of a wiener that was shaped like a fishing hook. Don't ask why, just go with it. So, without thinking about it, I google-imaged "penis hook". Yeah, don't ever do that.
I saw a porn once where the guy had a hook penis, only just the tip was bent up. I swear to god it looked like the guy was fucking a girl with a huge, flesh colored crochet needle.
Wait. "Board member" from The Idiot Board? Or, like a "board member" from Proctor and Gamble's Board of Directors? Because if it's the latter, I may need to revise my last proxy submission as a stock holder.
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Idiot Board member! Pffft. The last time I mixed a Board of Directors with alcohol, it was was bad news.