Look at me, I'm watching football! I feel so American. Bwaaa taxes are too high, I'm going to go buy beer at a gas station! U-S-A! U-S-A!
SONUFABITCH. I'm losing in fantasy to the one girl in our league who I let in because she wanted to learn how to play. She drafted Peyton Manning with her 1st pick, and Antonio Gates with her second... Fucking Stafford.
It looks like a car that is set up to tailgate. Lift the trunk and there is probably a grill in back. Or it is just an enormous piece of shit.
I saw a retarded kid try to fight someone one time. He tried to kick the guy in the head, missed, spun all the way around, and went headfirst into a rock wall. One of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Speaking of kicks to the head, how about them Vikings?!?! Gonna be a beer drinking afternoon for me...
I'm sitting here getting super excited about going to work and all I can think is that I give up. I absolutely give up. Last straw scenario. I'm turning in my vagina and getting a new hobby. Something useful, like knitting sweaters for starving children in Africa. It's time to give back. Have a nice day people.
That could've been me if I would've thought ahead, but I was thinking to myself, "Ok, even though it's the Vikings surely they aren't going to blow a 17 point lead at home when they absolutely dominated the first half." Trying to decide if this loss is worth considering adding to the list of all-time worst Vikings' losses since I started watching football in the mid 90s.
That car is rad. It looks like something off a reservation. The key is a screwdriver, and the brake throwing objects out of the back seat in front of the car to stop it while it's in neutral. The funny thing is, the guy looks like he put in time AND money to make it look like a jury-rigged demolilition derby failure. Maybe the pipe is to let non-consentual guests of the trunk to breathe a little easier while on their way to being forced to dig their own grave.