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Holy Crap! Best. Idea. EVAR. WDT 9/16/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 16, 2011.

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    CJ is not the father!
     
    #401 PIMPTRESS, Sep 18, 2011
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    "This is a shout-out to my homie Mya! Thanks for the love! I'm a huge faker and they know it, but I still get what I want every time!

    Love,

    Xia (a female)"
     

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    Someone did not appreciate being woken up from their nap. Not even the Shawshank Redemption could console her.
     

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    Okay, okay, I'll bite. What happened?
     
    #404 Primer, Sep 18, 2011
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    Best Idea EVAR includes walking in the rain down a dirt road while drinking a coldie and having a reserve in your pocket. Just sayin.
     
    #405 shimmered, Sep 18, 2011
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    Xia is a 10 in my eyes! Now hows about some waffles
     
    #406 mya, Sep 18, 2011
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    I just ate this.

    [​IMG]

    Go ahead, be jealous.

    Julie Bowen is so hot...and fucking terrible at acting suprised.
     
    #407 Gravitas, Sep 18, 2011
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    Both football and Shawshank Redemption are on TV...and you chose to watch the Emmys.

    Look at your life. Look at your choices.
     
    #408 MoreCowbell, Sep 18, 2011
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    I've been studying since 11:30. I'm having a glass of wine, bitches!

    Or maybe 2 or 3.
     
    #409 TX., Sep 18, 2011
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    That's pretty gay.

    Seriously guys, where's hooker?
     
    #410 hotwheelz, Sep 18, 2011
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    Just got done throwing axes and drinking PBR. Am I a real hipster now?
     
    #411 hooker, Sep 18, 2011
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    Fall: because you can't wear a wool sweater and drink a dark beer in the summer.
     
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    You qualified way before today...


    I am high as fuck. It is awesome. Broncos won. Yay.
     
    #413 PIMPTRESS, Sep 18, 2011
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    But seriously - throwing axes at a target and competing is actually way more fun than one might think.

    You should all try it at some point.
     
    #414 hooker, Sep 18, 2011
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    If I can use a target featuring Ke$ha.
     
    #415 PIMPTRESS, Sep 18, 2011
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    You're filming a music video?
     
    #416 Nom Chompsky, Sep 18, 2011
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    Was the ax throwing anything like this?

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    That's supposedly a real, un-photoshopped picture, by the way.

    What kind of axes did you use? I've tried throwing hatchets before, but could never get them to hit the target properly because they were ludicrously unbalanced.
     
    #417 dixiebandit69, Sep 18, 2011
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    The Emmys have actually been quite funny this year. And who was the member that repped me about Sofia Vergara when I posted an ass swimsuit shot that it was taken many years ago. Yeah, the years have been cruel to that one.

    [​IMG]
     
    #418 mya, Sep 18, 2011
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    She has an 18 year old son. I will let you insert your own thoughts.
     
    #419 Nom Chompsky, Sep 18, 2011
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    She told me she would love one. As long as its a deep pocket waffle iron and the maple syrup is real. None of that corn syrup shit. And to cut it into pieces.

    Man, she is one demanding female.
     
    #420 xrayvision, Sep 18, 2011
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