These are the rules. You throw a small axe for the match, but a large axe is used as the tie breaker.
I was going to defend myself for seeing the Emmy's, but because my defense rests on living at home with my dad and thusly never controlling the remote I think the overall point that I suck at life stands.
I just made sesame chicken. I ate it but it was average. Anybody got a good recipe for this stuff? I'm thinking booze to wash it all down is in order, but I'm pretty sure that would throw me into a too-much-food coma.
http://www.thestatecolumn.com/health/birth-control-recall/ Knock knock? Who's there? Killa Cam Killa who? I'm pregnant.
I just checked that webpage out, and it looks pretty cool. And they look like my kind of people as well. Anyway, here's some eye candy (spoiler: there's no bush) Spoiler
Yeah, she's a cougar. And she's smokin' hot, AND A LATINA. What's the problem here? Refresh my memory.
I wasn't insulting, I was just saying: Can you imagine if you're 17 and one of your friends' mother looks like Sofia Vergara? She doesn't look old enough to have a son in college That kid must get shit all the time, and not just because he's named after a scarface character Do you think he also talks like a Telemundo presenter? Those were some sample thoughts.
Every time I see a pregnant pornstar all I can think is "In 15 years someone is going to hate their friends".
15 years? Try month 7 when they've got an 11 inch dick stirring up their amniotic fluid and dumping semen all over their soft fetus heads. No, I didn't go to med school, why do you ask?
I can only assume that every modern pregnant porn star puts there kid up for adoption. I mean before the intarwebs and facial recognition software, maybe you think 'Oh if I quit the biz when he's born, nobody will ever know, I can do a couple more gangbangs before the delivery and have some extra diaper money' and think that would fly. Now though? Everyone knows that if you do porn - your kids friends will find out. It will be available to the universe, forever, and facial recognition will make your child's life a living hell. I think even I would have to make my friend's life hell if I knew that his mum did porn while pregnant. The jokes would just never get old.
I vaguely remember listening to a Howard Stern interview with this pornstar Lezley Zen. Spoiler At the time of the interview her son was like 13 and his friends had just found out or something. The interview then went on to how she brought chicks home for her husband all the time. Denise Richards nephew had the same problem when her nephew's friends found her playboy spread. Spoiler It was actually covered on her reality show. Watching Denise Richards ask him about it was so hilariously awkward it almost redeemed the entirety of reality television.
Don't worry man, no offense taken. Why yes, yes I can. I know, isn't it awesome that she doesn't show it (from what we can tell)? After knowing many, many, many Latino people, I'm going to guess NO. Accents can be a big misconcepetion/inaccurate stereotype.
Know what you should do? While you're fingering her, slip a birth control tablet inside. It works, and causes less nausea.
I brought that up the Sofia Vergara pic and posted her at the Emmy's because I think I posted this pic a while back, probably in one of the WDT. Somebody (I can't recall who) felt the need to rep me that it was taken 10 years ago. So my response with the image that I posted was .... who the fuck cares? Not like she has fallen about soon. And if this isn't the definition of MILF, I don't know what is.