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Holy Crap! Best. Idea. EVAR. WDT 9/16/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 16, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    My voice sounds a little bit like Kermit's voice. Not going to lie.

    But I totally don't sing that well.
     
    #41 hooker, Sep 16, 2011
  2. Jimmy James

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  3. JDTheHero

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    This weekend will be a sober weekend for me. Tonight, I get back on the ice for the try outs of the rep team I am coaching and then off to bed for an early tee time in the am. In the evening, I will be attending a wedding, with an open bar, and will be abstaining from getting hammered. I will enjoy a few vodka sevens, imbibe in a champagne toast, pack up my lady around 12 and make the hour drive north to Pearson International, where at approximately 5 am, I will be relaxing on my way to the Dominican for a week!

    And there my friends, I will create a week long personal drunk thread!

    I booked this trip 3 days ago to prepare my liver for the TO meet up!

    Have a great weekend, everyone!
     
    #43 JDTheHero, Sep 16, 2011
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    Well now, 1:17 pm....too early to enjoy a beer? Couldn't hurt.
     
    #44 KillaKam, Sep 16, 2011
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    We have such different ideas of what a sober weekend entails!
     
    #45 bewildered, Sep 16, 2011
  6. hooker

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    I can tell he and I are going to be great pals at the Toronto meet-up.
     
    #46 hooker, Sep 16, 2011
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the greatest TV ad of all time:



    "Look at that antelope driving a car!"
    "Nope! It's just Chuck Testa!"
     
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    Wow.
     
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    I just found out GrapeFest is this weekend.
    I happen to have a designated driver.
    Life just got better.
     
    #49 shimmered, Sep 16, 2011
  10. JDTheHero

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    Why do our ideas of sobriety differ?!?!

    Why will Hooker and I be best friends?!?!

    Will Crown Royal end up going intz intz intz while first pumping beside a bunch of Persians?!?!

    Stay tuned next week,

    [​IMG]
     
    #50 JDTheHero, Sep 16, 2011
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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't know, are you sure you're ready for that sort of commitment? It might run you nearly $20, that's not the sort of leap you just want to take wildly.
     
    #52 Nom Chompsky, Sep 16, 2011
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    Cooper's Chase. It's $15 at Hy-Vee. You will thank me later.
     
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  14. Nom Chompsky

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    I will give up chicken and watermelon if you can honestly tell me you didn't write this then look around for somebody to high five.
     
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    I have had Three Olives. I favor the grape, mix with a little red bull and sprite and it tastes like fleeting white trash memories of drinking grape soda.

    I had the ginger this weekend and it was just Ok. I am not sure what I thought Ginger vodka would be like, but that wasn't it.
     
    #55 mya, Sep 16, 2011
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    Budday!!!!
     
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    Three Olives is actually a really nice vodka for the price. Have you seen the new flavors they're trying to hock now though? One is named "Dude" and the other is "Rangtang". You mix either of them with water and a splash of sour mix and they taste just like Gatorade. No lie. We had a charity bike run last weekend and the liquor rep was here handing out samples to the riders as they came in.
     

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  18. mya

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    I wanted to try the bubbles one
     
    #58 mya, Sep 16, 2011
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    If you do not have a Total Wine liquor warehouse in your area, write your congressman a threatening letter using magazine clippings for letters. I just spent over an hour in there. I didn't even walk, just sat on the floor to let my super-wet kooze and gravity propel me down each aisle leaving behind a 100 proof snail trail.

    BOOZE PORN TIME. Among other things, I got these:

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    And now all I need are these:

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    #59 CharlesJohnson, Sep 16, 2011
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    Liquor Mart in Boulder, CO is still the closest I've ever been to booze heaven. And I live in New Orleans.
     
    #60 Noland, Sep 16, 2011
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