So, during an MLB video highlight I was watching, this ad came on (the first one): First of all, did those two people steal those children or are they supposed to be running an orphanage? Second, as the "mom" says 'than you so much' she continues to hold her gaze at the check in lady like she's secretly saying "I'll be back down with a strap on later, sexy." Odd.
Made Men is like whiskey, after the fist couple its ok, but after the next few its great. Give it time.
I'll definitely give it more time, my thoughts were Episodes 1-3: This is what everyone was raving about? Really? I mean it's ok I guess Episodes 4-6: Ok, moving along now, things are getting interesting. Episodes 7-9: Wow, good stuff Episodes 10-12: SOLD! Like I said, I still don't find it great and think it's overrated, but if anyone reading this gave up after a couple episodes, try again, it's more than worth it so far.
Wrong. I'd be more inclined to watch naked fatty aerobics. That would be as fascinating as there are folds in their Michelan Man looking bodies. I'm a freakshow junkie. The old dime oddity museums have given way to hoarders and junkies and the abused. Instead of the Fiji Mermaid or Tom Thumb we have people showcasing their abnormalities to the world in hope of some little bit of validation in a desperate cry for maladjusted attention. As much as it hurts my soul, I can't. Stop. Watching. I'm not interested in reality show contests, or a bunch of rock star skank groupies, or leathery married whores. Give me a man so fat a Mexican maid wearing contamination gear has to wash the folds of his back with a toilet brush. Give me a woman with 60 breast augmentations whose flesh has finally stretch so much the GGG implant is leaking from the wound. Give me the alcoholic drinking hand sanitizer to quell his violent shakes. This is completely contrary to my empathetic nature. But it's just too fascinating. CBS, VH1, MTV don't have the SACK to show some of the shit A&E or Discovery does. These are real freaks, not shallow buffoonery.
Drinking gin and ginger in a downtown dive bar listening to live blues with my best guy buddy. Good night!
This post is hilarious. The fact that you work in a hospice (I think?) makes it better. Or maybe I'm confusing you with someone else. I'll pretend I'm not; it's funnier that way. Serious question: in which way are you fascinated by those types of shows? Are they entertaining, or are you genuinely intrigued by the incredibly damaged people who appear on them? Because I usually just lose hope for humanity and change the channel when I happen to catch one of those shows.
Who has never ran through the woods (State park) screaming lightning bolt with a Styrofoam sword.[/quote] DORK FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! About to crack open a Young's Double Chocolate Stout. Low-key Friday night eating pizza with the wife, watching Criminal Minds with the wife is pretty neat.
For some reason, I was still a bit surprised that Nom posted a far hotter picture of Lawrie than I did. Why, I don't know. You'd think I'd expect it by now.
You people gotta read the posts! It's almost always clear in context when it's some gay (or straight if you're a woman) stuff. Mostly it's pictures of butts. Which sounds gay, but again, context.
It is kinda funny that the girls on here are super cool with pictures of women, but the guys freak out about some naked dude. Except CharlesJohnson, but that's only because beneath all the tentacle bukkake and blue wafflecones, he's just a squealing little bottom looking for a daddy. (It puts the lotion on its skin, CJ.)
You post gay pics. Black Jesus posts pics of guys masturbating with a fork and then cumming on a goat.
A: Most of us are straight males and have no desire to see dick. B: I think gay or straight we can all agree that women are more aesthetically pleasing than men. Look, I think the whole "looking at hot pictures" thing is kind of like a bunch of 8th graders getting together and watching late night Cinemax in a basement, but if we're going to do it, let's steer away from the cock.