Holy snapping duckshit batman, you tattooed what on your whe

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I'm actually quite fond of this one:

 

There is this high quality life choice. I did see a photo getting around of a headline where he ended up in jail.

 

I imagine those tits on his ass my come back to bite him in jail.

 

I forgot about the "Pass Around Girl". We had a thread about her way the hell back on the old board.

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...And we can't forget the #1 Dick Sucka, a picture I posted years ago when I suggested a thread with the exact same topic.

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I remember seeing one some dude had that said "if we all have hearts, how come so few of us use them?"

Douchiest. Shit. Ever.

Tribal drives me up the fucking wall. Nothing says "I thought I was cool in 1997 and was wrong" like arm bands and/or tribal. It has no meaning! Badass IS a meaning! Tribal, bro!

 

I am disgusted by this terrible injustice. Mods, I demand to see the official paperwork you filed explaining why you didn't bump dixie's thread two years ago! Or maybe there isn't any official paperwork... wouldn't that be convenient.


Anyway, I have a tattoo I regret. I went to Peru for a month a few years ago and had an awesome time, and impulsively decided to get a tattoo towards the end of the trip. I think it was on the first page in a tattoo book they had there.


It's actually really good art work (he was some fancy award winning artist down there, which is part of the reason I decided to go for it), it's just so pointless. I'm told it's a knife the Incas used to sacrifice lamas with. If you go down there you'll see that image on shirts, plates, key chains, everything - its basically the designated image the culture decided to sell out. If tattoo removal was quick and cheap I would probably get it removed, but I don't hate it so it's not really worth the time money and pain.

I don't give a shit if tattoos have meaning or not, but getting a generic image from a different culture slapped on your back after thinking about it for an hour seems a little silly. I got pretty lucky all things considered; he actually was really good artist and I didn't get AIDS! Woo!

 

I hear tattoo removal involves a series of tiny painless laser zaps, nothing to be afraid of....

 

One Sunday morning, I awoke with a mildly vicious hangover. I picked up my phone from my nightstand, and with a rising sense of dread, opened an MMS sent by my mother at approximately 12:30 AM that same day. She was excited about her new tattoo, you see, and wanted to share. It was behind her ear!. Mom, we are Jewish. We don't get ear tattoos. What the fuck?

Fortunately, her hair covers it up, but yeesh. My mom has an ear tattoo. I never responded to that text and have not mentioned the tattoo, nor will I ever.

 

WTF

 

Awful? Or kind of awesome?



My sister has tattoos that my mom knows nothing about and will probably never know.

I think I mentioned before that my mom got one tattoo on her arm when she was younger of her nickname "Poopsie". She was greatly embarrassed by it later in life and refused to wear short sleeves or if she did, she would put a band-aid over it. She actually paid to get it removed. It was not professionally done, I think one of her friends may have done it, although I don't remember the details.

 

The story isn't available online anymore, but I found this:

http://ifuckedtuckermax.blogspot.ca/2005/11/tattoo-story-subsequent-fallout.html

And the picture:

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I remember showing up to Air Force basic training and this guy had the USAF Hap Arnold symbol tattooed on himself. Well, one of our instructors had that same symbol tattooed on himself and just destroyed that guy at every turn. Getting service tattoos is pretty retarded in my book, but in that instance it was hilarious. Just that guy being constantly asked if he thought he deserved to have that on his "disgusting body" and being PT'd to shit. If he didn't regret it immediately after basic training I'm sure he regrets it now.

 

My favorite part of that blog is that the last dozen comments or so are by bots: "viagra tablet said. . . ."

I really hope my viagra tablets can't talk.

 

I don't get the girls that get Kanji symbols tattoos, like the symbol for air, or fire. Do you think there are chicks in Asia running around with the word "water" tattooed on their necks?

 

They will always tell you that it's spiritual, although I find very little spirituality in getting "beef with broccoli" tattooed above your ass crack.

 

Is it just me or does this look like Steve-O?

 

Meanwhile, in Canada / Entretemps, au Canada...

 

I was thinking more Mitt Romney

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I'd say more Johnny Knoxville.