Phew, his masculinity remains intact because he ignored the numchucks. So in honor of mother's day, how about a sexy older woman theme? To be honest, I would prefer a mom and baby animal pic theme but I don't think I would get much support.
Quite disturbingly, the third result when you google "diane lane" is "diane lane feet". Friggin' people are crazy. And I'm a lil drunk.
I was going to oblige, but then I realised I had no desire to link a celebration of my mother with sexy older women. A pox on your house.
They weren't even attached! Which makes me feel weird, now that I consider it. Mya, I got you buddy: NSFW I'm off to drink some wine. Later buddies.
Speaking of which, the new girl that started at work is a smoking hot single mum. She'd be in her mid-20s I think. I'll take any form of excitement at work
Sites have been posting the shit out of Rita Rusic. She's 55. She appears to eat her vegetables. NSFW NSFW Also dig Morgan Fairchild. She was ok in her youth, but man, once she hit 50 she got smokin' hot. I'm aware she has enough make-up on her face to make a pancake. Don't care. I'd pulverize that hip into dust. Which reminds me of the two fat, old German women last night. Both of them in stripper spandex dresses. It was, uhm, unflattering at best. At worst it was a sexy Dr. Robotnik from Sonic The Hedgehog.
Blue Dog - Diane Lane was one of the first people I thought of. That movie Unfaithful had some sexy sexy moments. Now Gaunt, Mother's Day is a celebration of all mothers, not just yours. Let's not be self centered here. But I'll fucking destroy this thread with baby ducks being led across crowded intersections by their ever vigilant momma duck if you so prefer. And when I hit submit I see how many posts have been made, were you guys just looking for a theme to let loose on some milfs or what?
I just played 3 and a half hours of poker to win $3. I think that is well below minimum age. I'm going to have to up the stakes.
Laura Linney is quite attractive. Spoiler I can't find any racy pictures, so instead I submit a hot sex scene. If I remember correctly she is Foreman's teacher in the movie.
In his memory we will all now post pictures of ridiculously overpowered cars and discuss how much ass America kicks at sports car racing. Spoiler
You ever notice how she's a cheating wife in several of her movies? It must be her niche. Weird. Also, I finally have wine! Baby's in bed and I'm finally imbibing. Happy birthday to me!
Sorry, I know this is a few pages back and we've moved on to MILFs, but I just got the chance to watch that video about teh gays and I don't have anyone to react to it with except you all. I think I unhinged my jaw I was in so much shock watching that video. I am so glad I have spent my life in three very enclosed bubbles where I can forget that our country is way too full of idiots like that. I cannot comprehend how that woman could've been proud to stand up and say all that shit in public. I know this is such an accurate way to measure something, but even if 2,000 people disliked that video on Youtube, there were still 700+ people who liked it, meaning they watched it and thought "Yeah, that woman is right. Those sentences she pulled out of her a-s-s-h-o-l-e are totally facts." I hate the world. Yeah, and guess how many rape victims I've had to break it to that, actually, they probably are pregnant with their rapists child since that piece of shit got to open his mouth on TV? Too many. That's how many. I am so underpaid.
I'll make up for my somber post by contributing a MILF. Today, my dad informed me that Sofia Vergara has a 20 year old son, and suggested that I marry him so she'll be my mother-in-law and therefore present at our family functions. I agreed that I would date younger for that arrangement. I don't think she's 40 in this picture, but does it matter?