I agree. Also, I just don't find overly defined Abs on a woman attractive or feminine. Having said this, I'd imagine that a body builder type chick could tense up and grip your cock like a vice at will.
A woman is not attractive unless she is stout and strong and can haul my oxen to market bare breasted and with minimal exclamations of protest. She must wake early in the morn, milk the sheep, shave the fowl, and water the bear. When I am shaken awake by the ravaging glare of a midday sun she must greet me with buxom 50EEE breasts poking over her seductively protruding belly and butter my feet so as not to stick to the floors on my way to the living room. She must wear always a loincloth of finely perfumed sea grass and use her feminine wiles to procure me coin from the local village. She must also be no taller than five foot so as not to eclipse my seated figure. Also nachos, I like nachos.
What? Spoiler NSFW [rnsfw][/rnsfw] Still though, it's not much worse than most of the ditch porn you post....
Sitting at the pool at my gym today has reminded me of one of the least attractive body types, in my opinion of course. Very thin body builder types with horrible boob jobs, the type that look like they are smuggling two oranges under their skin.
Kinda like Julie Bowen? Spoiler Although she's not a body builder type, she's more gaunt and possibly anorexic. It makes me sad when I see boobs like that.
Oh you mean ol' Dragon Stomach? Spoiler She is the rare woman who is MUCH more attractive with her clothes on.
Want to know how I know you've never been to a topless beach? 99.99% of all humans currently living, male and female alike, look better with clothes on.
Chalk me up for the crossfit chick. That pics shows her lifting 315 pounds (i think). Every muscle in her body is flexing. Most dont look like that when not "crossfitting."
When my wife and I went to Punta Cana, I read the part of the brochure that said 'topless beaches' and got really fucking excited. My wife just looked at me and smiled. Dear God in Heaven, you do not EVER want to see what can't be unseen. The whole time we were there, I saw one woman that looked good topless. I saw so many bad looking breasts I seriously considered entering the Seminary.
Worse actually because you see man looking pecs with a solid ball right in the middle representing the breast. I swear there are about 4 of them who must have used the same plastic surgeon. I really wish that I could figure out how to take a picture without looking like a creeper. And my search on the internet hasn't turned up anything equally as bad. Plus they are all veiny. Edit - I didn't look hard enough, something like this
Most CrossFit chicks DO NOT look like the competitors. Same as most people who swim for exercise don't look like olympic swimmers. MOST CrossFit chicks have good legs, good shoulders, and a decent waist. Some do get hard though. Put me down for a CrossFit girl.
I'm a little late to the party. Pretty much any of the girls in the pictures are in play except the beast that would snap me like a toothpick (bodybuilder). Of those I would favor the cross fit girl, though she might be a little more defined than I would like. I'm a big guy and I like women who have some substance to them. For some reason I usually end up with the skinny fat girl/average type.
I'm a huge fan of that look in general, but the blue boob vein is a HUGE turn-off. Reminds me of a crazy chick I hooked up with a few times in college who had a very prominent one.
Put me down for the fit camp. However, I feel a bit hypocritical because about half of the girls I've dated were "skinnyfat", or as it's also called "normal fucking people who have jobs and shit and like ice cream more than marathon running". I also think it's about individual body parts, rather than a total package. I like a flat stomach, but I do not like six-pack abs. I do not like flabby bread-loaf arms, but I don't like veiny, rolling biceps either. That chick with the bodybuilder "Y" shape is a bit masculine, but to be honest I've never seen anyone like that in person. It looks weird there, but I'm curious if I would find someone like that attractive in real life. The least appealing for me is the curvy girl. I value a body that shows (either through diet, genetics, or dedicated exercise) someone taking care of it and while they are far from obese, they are just not my ideal. I am seriously terrified of being 250+ again, and I detest the obese.
In light of the previous post I go with, perfect, soft, firm and plus sized with plus sized being my go to type because I like it best, but the other three are also awesome. Everything is is pretty much gross to me.