Psh. I've had football pads, ass-less chaps, and a gimpy sex slave stashed away for years in the event of the apocalypse. I'm taking all the gasoline.
In a post apocalyptic Max Max type scenario, I can't decide if Scootah's fate will be that of a Lord Humungus from Mad Max 2 or a Blaster from Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome. Either way. I plan on staying as far away from him as possible.