Here come the perma-bans.... I had a wonderful weekend! The Balvenie and Bud Light diet I rocked Friday lead to me and a nice 15 year old Glenfiddich getting reacquainted last night. I won $100 playing craps at the casino and tomorrow I shall have some post birthday sex as my girlfriend worked nights all weekend at the hospital. Life is super right now
You got to play craps at the FALLSVIEW? How many Asians did you have to scare off with a bullwhip in order to even get close to the fucking tables?!?!?
Jeesh, you guys are impossible. For those of you that complained that the earlier pic of Angelina wasn't hot enough: NSFW NSFW
I'm addicted to Cranberry juice, I'm not really sure why. My vagina hasn't bled in a long time either. Spiced rum and Cran = good.
Cranberry juice is the best of all juices. I must be on my period constantly because I drink it all the time.
I'm still recovering from the excessive amount of beer and wine I drank last night, but I got to bring a cute boy home with me and we have plans to drink more wine together next weekend. Yaaaaay for new cute boys to share my wine and my bed with!
So baked and watching the Punisher. Either I am really fucking high or this movie is rather awesome. I don't know yet.
http://www.onemorelesbian.com/chloe-amanda-seyfried-and-julianne-moore-sex-scene.html This, is awesome.
So my roommate's 's bi sister stayed the weekend and of course we all got super drunk Saturday night and we happened to be last up so she passed out on my couch still drinking watching a movie. In the middle of the night I'm awoken by some banging and clashing noises that in my half awake stupor run through my head as my bucket of cleaning supplies; which were right by the bathroom, getting trashed. I pass it off as drunk stumbling around and didn't think much more of it. Well as it turns out I went to get some cleaning stuff tonight and she actually pissed in the whole bucket soaking a whole thing of rags and leaving a good 32 ounces in the bottom. W.T.F. In the middle of the night she was still so drunk she actually abandoned her pants halfway to the toilet, found a bucket in the corner of the bathroom completely missing the toilet? How in the world... Should I actually tell my buddy this story?