I can't, I'm saving myself for marriage. How about anal?

The whole "I'll still be a virgin if you do me in the butt" thing baffles me.

whatever focus:

I went from having done nothing but some groping and kissing to do it all in one night (and I was almost 17). A half attempted blow job, an unexpected anal violation and then we had had the "real sex".

I've done anal several times since then and the only time I've evenly remotely enjoyed it was when he was umm smaller than average. Even then it wasn't orgasm inducing... I just don't think I (personally) can get off on something so similar to taking a poop.

 

She was sort of laying on top of me, but supporting her weight on one knee. She wasn't even remotely chubby, so we can take that off the table. And it wasn't her belly button, or her eye socket. I may be Irish, but I'm not small enough to make either work.

It sounds crazy not to know, but I was half asleep, things were dim, and - shit, I simply don't know. But it's fun to speculate.

 

As long as the Hymen is still intact she is still a virgin. I have enclosed a link with a graphic illustration on how one would locate the Hymen.

<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen</a>

It's funny I have never been with or taken a girls virginity, I have however taken many girls anal virginity. Wait does that mean I have a small member??? Like they looked down and said "that looks non-threatening if I have to try it, mine as well be with that..." Oh who gives a shit I'm married.

 

I'm thinking between the ass cheeks.

 

In the Frebis household we call that a bun fucking.

 

You do realize that you just turned 90% of the board against you, right?

I've always wanted to try anal. Is it really that dirty? If porn has taught me anything, hot chicks with nice assholes absolutely love it.

 

Maybe, maybe not. What I do know is that it's RISKY. Not every girl out there is going to detail their interior with a pressure wand like porn stars do, and if you try door number two without knowledge on the person you're with you may well be on the verge to having an incident that will scar you for life and make you wish you were dead.

I think she just got 90% of the board kissing her feet now, brother. Yowza.

In the end though, I can't get into the browneye thing. You see, I'm a winter and earthtones really clash with my aura.

 

my stupid, crazy ex-girlfriend used to believe that jesus thought it was ok to get drilled through the rear entrance. but it is not, and the day I showed her that going through the baginer is better is the day I lost rear entrance privileges. going forward from that experience, I will feed the delusion, as opposed to letting logic rule the wang.

 

Maybe its just me, or maybe its the women I fuck, but out of the last 10 to 15 chicks, I'd say that more than half of them have had no problem giving up the butthole.
Its not like I'm pressuring them into it, they simply don't mind taking one for the team. And by team, I mean me, the Octagon, James Westfall, and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
I don't really have a penchant for it, but some of them don't seem to have a problem offering it up. And who the fuck am I to turn down a lady when she offers herself to me? Who do you think I am? Some sort of jerk?

A couple of them even prefered anal to vaginal sex. It blows my mind, because I've had girls shove their fingers into my asshole while blowing me,, and I hit the fucking ceiling. I had a girlfriend for a year or so and she tried anal with me for the first time, and then turned into one of them that preferred it that way. Who knows?

I can also remember the first girl that I ever banged in the rump. A nice Irish girl from Jersey that preferred it that way. I think the line she used on me was, "I want you to eat my pussy, then fuck my ass" and moments later I was hilt deep while my balls were hitting her pussy like a sock full of nickels. It was pretty super.

 

I was hanging out somewhere and someone actively suggested this in a "all guys love it" kind of way and I remember thinking "what the hell? Is this person for real?" I'm not interested in anything in my rear, why the hell would I start putting anything in a guy's rear. I don't know, maybe I'm totally off the mark but, seriously is there any guy out there that just loves it?

 

I have been with very few girls who didn't like at least a finger there.

And for the record, I am more than down if a girl wants to lick me there (just don't expect me to kiss you after).

 

What he Said. So many women say to me "Guys have the best orgasms when they're anally induced! They just don't know how great it truly is!.....yeah, and we're KEEPING it that way.
That's like us saying "Oh, women just simply don't know the pleasure of being on the recieving end of extreme fisting and giving penetrating rim-jobs."

That, and don't drag your fucking teeth, sweetheart. If any guy actually digs that you should check to see if the jelly is still on his forehead from where the attached the electroshock terminals.

 

I can honestly see where the girl's argument comes from. There's definitely a difference between taking it in the cooch and the ass. While I wouldn't say that a guy knocking at a girl's back door necessarily maintains her purity, there's differentiation for sure.

That being said, these girls are obviously just doing it for the guys, because in my experience being unexpectedly fingered in the ass was not pleasant in any way, shape or form. Same goes for a lot of girls when it comes to blow jobs (personally, I enjoy them). Just because a girl does something to pleasure a guy, I don't believe it makes a girl less virginal.

 

You're pure in my mind until the moment you're gangbanged in the back alley of a bar by eight Mexicans.

In other words, I know some of you ain't pure.