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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Aug 21, 2014.

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  1. Juice

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    your husband mashes poop in your vagina?
     
    #21 Juice, Aug 21, 2014
  2. bewildered

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    soooo close. i mash poop in his vagina.
     
    #22 bewildered, Aug 21, 2014
  3. shimmered

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    i don't eat fish because it all tastes like dirty pennies to me.
    i don't wear horizontal stripes because my ass is big enough, tyvm.
    i don't have sex during my period because gross.
     
    #23 shimmered, Aug 21, 2014
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    dear god juice why did you have to bring up poop to bewildered?

    really wanna go down that road again? really???
     
    #24 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 21, 2014
  5. shimmered

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    hershey highway bound?
     
    #25 shimmered, Aug 21, 2014
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    so you've acknowledged that it is his vagina now? i mean i guess after mashing poop into it, who else would want it.
     
    #26 scootah, Aug 21, 2014
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    i'm guessing if anyone would know some people who'd want it after that, you would.
     
    #27 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 21, 2014
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    i don't eat tuna fish because i was forced to eat it in daycare when i was about 5, and it tasted like satan's asshole mixed with cat food smell.

    i don't go to church because i went to the stereotype of a catholic school and every time i enter a church, i have a panic attack.

    i don't play team sports because i am bad at them and there is always that one asshole who seems to think he is playing for the pros. this asshole is barely better than me at the chosen sport, but screams at me like this actually matters.
     
    #28 lostalldoubt86, Aug 21, 2014
  9. E. Tuffmen

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    i don't have friends because i don't want them. (paradoxically i really like people and enjoy hearing about their lives and following their stories.)

    i don't run because i'm not a child.

    i don't rely on others because i'd rather learn to do it myself.

    i don't eat string beans because they are the nastiest, most disgusting hell spawn on earth.
     
    #29 E. Tuffmen, Aug 22, 2014
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    i don't wear sandals because feet are fucking disgusting and should never see the light of day regardless of who they belong to.

    i don't drink jager because it causes me to misplace my pants and wake up in really bad places.
     
    #30 jdoogie, Aug 22, 2014
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