"I finally get to see what a vagina looks--AHH OH MY GOD!!!"

I remember my first porn video on VCR (showing my age here) , I was in high school in year 9 or 10 and one of the guys that hung around with my friends knew some dude at a local video store and managed to get the dude to lend the video to him despite him being underage.

Back then, local video stores would lend out triple X rated videos to anyone over 18.
A few years later the law was overturned and you could only get triple X material in Canberra , the capital of Australia .... where all the politicians are , geee .... funny that.

So , we left at around lunchtime and went to one guy's place and watched the video.

We all had to "borrow" the cushions in the loungeroom we were watching the video in to hide our raging stiffies.

 

Being 22 (23 tomorrow in case anyone cares) my first viewing of porn was slowly downloading movies on the internet and AOL chat rooms (all under the guise of "studying" in the computer room). Being young and stupid I was ended up getting caught because of the browser history. Then I got caught again, and again, and again, and again and again. Yes, 6 times. For being as un-motivated as I am now, I was pretty persistent back then.

 

I remember being quite young and discovering porn at my Grandfathers house on my dads side, thanks to my older cousin. I remember three things specifically.

First, my grandfather apparently kept some hardcore stuff under the sofa in his den. I remember finding them and wondering why someone would want to look at pictures of girls butt holes (which were actually vagina's, but I didn't know any better).

I also remember my cousin showing my a picture (I think it was an add) in a playboy that involved a girl hanging upside down from her hands and knees with a guy bending over and eating her out. I think it had military connotations too. My cousin asked me what I thought, and I remember not being able to figure out why a guy would want to put his face in a girls butt.

Not long after that I realized that naked girls were awesome and found a stack of magazines in my grandfathers office. I saw a picture of a naked black women for the first time that day.

 

When I was in middle school, a friend showed me some of his dad's porn collection - a bunch of 8mm movies, mostly in black and white - with no sound. The first one we watched involved a girl, a banana, and the girl eventually hopping onto the rod of a supposedly (deeply) sleeping guy in bed with her. It was quite a feat to rig up the noisy projector and watch these without getting caught.

 

I had my first porn experience when I was in 2'd grade. It was on VCR (I'm not that old, this is still 90's era) and had a label on it:

"Predator/Mike Tyson Fight".

Awesome, right? I wanted to watch Predator. I'm 7 years old and to me, nothing was more awesome than some badass alien killing people, then getting fucked over by Arh-nuld Schwarz'n'egger. I popped it in, and cut straight to 80's professional porn. Black dude, white girl - White girl moaning, getting her guts smashed in by this enormous thing. I had no idea what was going on, but I got a weird feeling in my pants.

"...What's that white stuff coming out of his pee-pee? That looks like it hurts...Ouch." Little did I know the "it hurts sound" was the guy moaning.

Seriously. Fucking 60 minutes of porn, THEN Predator, THEN the Mike Tyson fight. Way to not include "porn" on the VCR label, shit. A few years later (6'th grade), I gave the tape to some kids I thought were my "friends" so they could get off on their first real taste of gut smashing porn. Fucking bastards got caught with it and sold me out. Bastards.

I was exposed to porn at a young age, but I can't say it's had any damaging effects on me. I'm not big into porn, I don't download it, and I don't run around trying to fuck every girl I see. My friends who discovered porn later on in life...well, let's say that they would fuck anything with a vagina; 15 years old and up.

 

A VCR holds about 2 hours of video, and being that Predator alone is almost 2 hours I don't think all of that was crammed onto one videotape.

My first experience? Really tame, I must have been pretty young (single digits) and I swear I think my exact phrasing when typing into the search engine was "naked women." So I got some picture of a girl goin' at it with a shower head, which made me content for a few weeks.

Nowadays, unless somebody's getting shit on by somebody of a different race, I can hardly even get a boner, much less keep it around long enough to get off.

 

I remember VHS tapes that could hold like up to 8 hours worth of video.

 

I wrote VCR because I'm dumb, but I guess it can depend on what speed it was taped at, too. There are longer VHS tapes that go for I think 10 hours if you record at "Extended Play" settings, which means shitty quality. Oh well, I was just thinkin' standard VHS tapes but perhaps that wasn't the case.

 

First exposure was in third grade, when someone left a ripped up Playboy scattered around the elementary school playground. I didn't know exactly what you were supposed to do with these beautiful things, or what to do with myself and the strange things happening in my pants, but I kept a couple of the pages I found for a good long while.

When I moved to my Dad's before eighth grade, I made a crazy discovery. There was porn in the house. I was babysitting my little sister, and decided to have a look around my Dad and Step-Mom's room. People I knew at school had told me about finding stuff in their parents rooms, and I thought it would be funny to look. I genuinely did not expect to find anything. But there, in a shoebox on the floor of one of the closets, was a cashe of tapes from Adam and Eve, including a porno with an actual plot from the 70s, called "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" (I have since purchased said film on DvD).

I got to be pretty good at judging how much time was left between when I got home from school, and when they would get home from work. The VCR had a counter, rather than a clock, so it was easy to get the tapes back to the exact spot they were when I found them, and I was sure that I was leaving all the physical evidence just the way I found it in the closet and such. This also meant that I knew whenever they had watched a tape, cause I was watching them so much, I knew where they were left off. I also learned how to take apart and put back together a VHS tape after one of them started to unspool in the VCR.

When my Dad and Step-Mom got divorced, I got two interesting little surprises. 1. They knew I had been watching the tapes, and 2, well... Here's what my Dad said (with a knowing grin). "And no, we won't be taking Cherie's porno tapes with us." They didn't belong to my Dad. They belonged to my Step-Mom. Weird.

 

I was 13 years old. There was a family that lived across the street with 3 brothers who were 10 or 15 years older than my brother and I. They had long hair and beards, one of them was a fanatic rock climber, one guy was in the navy, and the third one was a cameraman for one of our local news station. To us they were the epitome of cool. Keep in mind this was 1984.

The rock climber brother came home from grad school with Jesus. He decided to throw out all of his porn because Jesus doesn't approve of porn. He had a trunk, a whole fucking trunk, full of Penthouse and Hustler magazines. Not a chaste Playboy in sight. Penthouse and Hustler back then were about as dirty as you could get. By today's standard, it's probably not any worse than Cosmo, but as a 13 year old kid, it was heaven with too much pubic hair.

My brother and I snuck out one night before the garbage men could haul away our trunk of wonder and grabbed as much as we could and stashed it under the house.

It was masturbatory heaven for about a week until it rained and ruined our porn.

 

I was ten years old. My neighbor had told me about how he had looked up porn on his family's computer, but his parents found out about it and put strict controls on what sites he could go to. My parents didn't know about parental controls, so one day when they were out of the house, I called him up. In retrospect, our conversation seemed a tad gay:

Me: Hey, you want to come over?
Him: Yeah, sure. I'll be there in ten minutes.
Me: My parents aren't home.
Him: Five minutes.

I saw a lot of awesome stuff that day, even though my 56k modem took a minute to load each page. I remember being confused as to why all the porn sites were misspelling "come."

About a year later, I bought a Playboy from a friend for $2. Twelve years later, that $2 remains the only money I have ever spent on porn. God, I love the Internet.

 

I was 15 years old and found my Dad's copy of Debbie Does Dallas. I came before I even saw a boob I was so excited.

The best part was the girl with candle who subsequently get's banged by "Mr. Hardwick."

Kids are so lucky today, porn everywhere. I firmly believes it desensitizes all of them though..........

 

I was one of the turn of the millennial internet users, and as the twisted hand of fate would have it, a naive fan of cartoons. Used to read a shitton of webcomics, some of a less than morally clean nature. One day, I got to some link diving from the web comic and somehow ended up at a porn site.

But not just any porn site, oh no, a hentai site. A rather fucked up hentai site. I'm talking dickgirls, tentacles, loli: all the shit that normal, well-adjusted perverts make fun of anime fans for. My first set of tits that didn't belong to my mum that I saw were of Sailor Venus as she was getting railed so hard by Vegeta that his penis entered a state of quantum entanglement; starting in her shitpussy and coming out of her mouth.

I was 10.

 

It would be a shame not to include the scene from Family Guy .....

 

Up until I moved to Florida, I can't really recall any experiences with porn but I did spend a lot of time playing around down there. When I did move here, I was around 10 and we just moved into the house, as did one of our neighbors. They were big time rednecks and their oldest boy introduced me to his collection of naughty magazines and softcore porn on the high channels at night. I think he was even the person that told me what proper masturbation was. The first time I did it my grip was so tight and I totally roughed up the skin on my dick and it became a bit swollen.

The first time seeing a vagina in person, however, occurred when I was around six or seven years old. We came down to Florida visiting old friends of my parents. They had a daughter who was the same age as me and one afternoon we were in her room alone while our parents were out back drinking. I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but for some reason she suggested that because she thought we were related, it was okay for us to play with each other our privates. I hadn't the slightest idea what I was inspecting, but I remember absolutely loving it. For some reason the next year when we came and visited she was not up for more of that and I remember being very, very upset. We haven't spoken since we were 10 but I recently found her Facebook and she is incredibly beautiful now. It's a funny story though, because that was my first and last time I saw a girl naked. Hmm, maybe not as funny as I thought.

 

My first experience was through scrambled Cinemax around the age of 8 or 9. A year or so later one of my friends got the internet so we decided we had to check some stuff out. One of the first pictures we saw was a naked girl with a caption like "cum on baby." I thought this was a cool way to shorten come. Fortunately everyone I said it too either didn't know better like me or thought I was joking. We continued our internet search until we hit this speed bump:

Friend: Let's check out some chicks with big dicks.
Me: What?
Friend: You know, nice butts.
Me: Oh okay yeah.

Dick and butt are not good words to confuse when you are searching for porn. Imagine our surprise.

 

11 years old. With trembling fingers and a "this can't possibly work, can it?" look on my face, I typed "naked ladies" into Alta Vista. That's the day I learned that "too good to be true" doesn't always apply.

I feel like a crack head looking back on his first toke of weed. "It started out as naked ladies a couple times a week... Now violent bukkake porn just gets me to normal."

 

Bikini Carwash Company, on either HBO or Cinemax or Showtime...one of those shows.

I envy the kids today, with their YouPorn and RedTube. Fucking spoiled brats.