Hey! ... Wait, who are we talking about? Ballsack? Yeah, um... Where were we? A friend of mine got screwed by her ex boyfriend (gave him access to a credit account in her name and trusted him to not be a douche) - he cleaned out the account and bought a car that he loved more then her. She tried, but couldn't get any of the money or the car back and ended up with a $9k debt so that her boyfriend could have a his utterly mediocre, dream car. She was a nurse and stole a bunch of hypodermics from the hospital she worked at, and injected the boiled paste of about 5kgs of shrimp into his beloved car's door seals. He ended up selling it for parts. $9k isn't a bad price for learning not to date douchebags.
My buddy just sent out a poll asking how many people knew what "v-card" was and if it was a common phrase. (You'll notice number four on this list is the lucky man) After we all crushed him, we explained how unless you commonly watch "the hills" or are 18 years old you don't use that term. In collage inter-mural football (incredibly intense.....and yes flag) a rival team's player gave me a cheap shot on the field. I responded with an "upper-decker" at his house that evening. An "upper decker" is when you crap in the tank (top part) of the toilet. Never had an unexpected evening deuce been so useful.