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I resolve to.....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Dec 29, 2011.

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  1. banterman

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    Should still be lurking

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    #41 banterman, Jan 4, 2012
  2. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I don't make resolutions because I'm perfect and it's not me who needs to change, it's the world.

    So, I make New Year's Goals lists instead.

    1. Get a job.

    End of list.
     
    #42 audreymonroe, Jan 4, 2012
  3. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Actually...

    2. Stop being sarcastic on the internet. I've had to explain I was joking for the most ridiculous things on both here and Facebook. And I refuse to use ;P to show it.
     
    #43 audreymonroe, Jan 4, 2012
  4. Psychodyne

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    Oh now that's just bullshit. You're perfect, remember? You don't have to explain your sarcasm to anyone.

    And if they don't get it...to cop a phrase...fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
     
    #44 Psychodyne, Jan 4, 2012
  5. Iamme

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    Get "Gone Adventurin'" working by Dec 31st this year.
    Which means:
    Getting a job to save up money.
    Getting my license.
    Getting my video camera.
    Buying a car.
    Being organized <Alright, this one is downright laughable.
     
    #45 Iamme, Jan 4, 2012
  6. Pow

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    Whatever, money is awesome. (Combined income is ~300k). I don't have to worry about dollars, and I love my job as does she. We travel the world because we don't have kids or responsibilities. It's worth working hard, and I legitimately believe I'd be bored otherwise. Even now I get bored (this post is proof).

    Resolution:
    -I'd like to be close to bilingual. Probably mandarin.
    -Weigh between 190-195 by the end of the year. That's a measly 20-25 pounds.
    -Lots of sex
    -No babies
     
    #46 Pow, Jan 4, 2012
  7. caseykasem

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    Goals for the year rather than resolutions:
    - Get a respectable summer internship
    - Get back into my regular workout routine
    - Work harder and get better grades in school than I did last semester. Grades don't come out for a few more weeks but what ever I get, I know I can do better.
     
    #47 caseykasem, Jan 4, 2012
  8. rachiii

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    I hate resolutions, but I can get behind number 16 on this list.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.redeyechicago.com/entertainment/events/redeye-2012-new-years-easy-resolution-ideas-20120104,0,4529645.story" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redeyechicago.com/entertainm ... 9645.story</a>
     
    #48 rachiii, Jan 5, 2012
  9. Frank

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaand I just found a new go to site when I need to feel better about myself.

    My personal favorite:

    Probably my favorite type of accidental racism.

    My resolution: To feel better about myself start making dumber, poorer and fatter friends.
     
    #49 Frank, Jan 6, 2012
  10. Tyty

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    Stop fucking 18 year olds, I really need to be with girls my own age. (24)

    Read more books, I have a book list but just haven't been working on it.

    Less facebook/reddit/idiotboard in class, better note taking instead

    Write in my journal more, I really figured out a lot about myself by diligently writing in it last year, but I got out of the habit
     
    #50 Tyty, Jan 9, 2012
  11. Stealth

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    Agreed; I'm willing to take bets on 2020 being the year that the shit hits the fan good and proper.
     
    #51 Stealth, Jan 10, 2012
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