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I Saw a Turtle

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Mar 23, 2011.

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  1. shegirl

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    Somedays the comedy just writes itself. God bless this place.
     
    #101 shegirl, Mar 25, 2011
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    So, you just wanted him to think you fucked him in the ass?
     
    #102 lust4life, Mar 25, 2011
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    Between this and your sig, I'm noticing a trend with you and the gay.
     
    #103 shegirl, Mar 25, 2011
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    Says the man whose avatar and signature combine to form a personal ad for a mostly-straight guy looking for a quick sniff-n-pump with an older bear-type.
     
    #104 Nom Chompsky, Mar 25, 2011
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    Woosh.
     
    #105 Nettdata, Mar 25, 2011
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    Any guy that likes fucking other guys, or sucking other guys is gay. How can you even debate that? That is not "fooling" around.

    Oh, and smoking weed is no excuse. I have smoked alot of weed, and I have never had the desire to go near another girl's ass with a hairbrush.
     
    #106 Devils Advocate, Mar 25, 2011
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    I think what determines homosexuality in these situations is whether or not you enjoyed the homosexual act.

    That being said, the only thing I can picture is Ballsack scraping a man's ass crack with a hairbrush while giggling hysterically.

    Edit: Devil's Advocate kind of beat me to it, but whatever.
     
    #107 Danger Boy, Mar 25, 2011
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Dibs on this for a sig.
     
    #108 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 25, 2011
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    And now you are stripping other men.... This just keeps getting better and better.
     
    #109 Devils Advocate, Mar 25, 2011
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    Gay = Extremely predominately attracted to members of the same gender.

    Some men are predominately attracted to women but like occasionally fooling around with a guy they find at the gym. Or on Craigslist. Or in the Navy.

    If you don't believe that a guy could be predominantly into women but still want the occasional dick, I don't really know what to tell you. Go out in a different part of town? Surf different websites?

    You'll also find a large percentage of men who are into pre-op transsexual women, i.e., those who still have penises. This men are also by and large mostly on the heterosexual side of things. Just because you ignore or disbelieve them doesn't mean they don't exist.
     
    #110 Nom Chompsky, Mar 25, 2011
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    There's a name for these kind of men. They're called "Politicians".
     
    #111 Danger Boy, Mar 25, 2011
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    Yes, or bisexuals.... Last time I checked that was still a form of gayness.
     
    #112 Devils Advocate, Mar 25, 2011
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    Or sometimes, Priests. Or prisoners. But never both, because the Catholic Church has no idea what you're talking about, what scandal?
     
    #113 Nom Chompsky, Mar 25, 2011
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    You might wanna check again. The "What Do I Call This Sissy" guide has gone through a few recent revisions.
     
    #114 Nom Chompsky, Mar 25, 2011
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    Sounds complicated. I think faggot will do for now.
     
    #115 Danger Boy, Mar 25, 2011
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    I love it when you talk filthy to me.
     
    #116 Nom Chompsky, Mar 25, 2011
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    The important question is: What became of the hairbrush? Does Sack have it in his nightstand table, and caress himself with it before sleep?
     
    #117 PIMPTRESS, Mar 25, 2011
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    I thought it just attracted men who liked being on their knees and wearing collars.
     
    #118 Nom Chompsky, Mar 25, 2011
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    IT SHUTS IT'S FUCKING MOUTH OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
     
    #119 Danger Boy, Mar 25, 2011
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    Shit, I've got hose in different area codes.


    Wait, what?
     
    #120 Danger Boy, Mar 25, 2011
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