Eaither: or Id lean more towards hate fucking Taylor Swift though, she seems more like the prissy "Im not swallowing that" type girl. Someones gotta break her in.
This is the ideal way to hate fuck someone. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chilli donut I fucking hate stupid idiot reality shows like this shit. Not only would I give her a Chilli Donut but I reckon an Angry Dragon wouldn't go astray either. Fuck stupid bitches.
I would hate fuck every girl on this show: Out of all the shitty reality shows on tv, this has got to be the absolute worst.
Jessica Alba. Why the hate? Because she's the worst actress in the entire world. Lady Gaga is simply too ugly to fuck. Seriously, she looks like a Muppet washed in hot. You're all sick. Ann Coutler? Maybe with a knife.
I'm surprised Durbanite hasn't posted, I know female contact is a little out of his grasp but this is the internet. Is that twit on this board yet? After thinking about this long and hard, I'd have to hate fuck Hillary Clinton. Would I finish? No. Would I even have an erection? Not likely, unless her ugliness is just a product of her pant suits. I'd be fucking her with a cattle prod. Then, for my final act, I'd slide a 60w lightbulb into her ass and choke her until it popped. A close second would have to be Michelle Obama. I'd be down for a little chocolate and vanilla, unfortunately most of my time with the anti-boner Michelle Obama would be spent grooming her hair with one of those 'fro picks that has a black fist for a handle. I can't understand how anyone could fuck that thing twice for any reason other than another nine month excuse.
Kim Kardashian. I don't even find her that attractive but y'know... dem tits/dat ass ain't to be trifled with.
Oprah. As long as she has her man face caked with make-up and later my baby batter from titty fucking those big ol's. "Gotcha bitch." Most of the Fox "news readers" Cathy Lee and Hoda Cotb. I always had a love/hate with Cathy Lee. Plus with Hoda there, I could abuse the hell out of Cathy Lee and Hoda would cheer me on with a rib job for pay backs on all the dumb shit Cathy Lee says.
Is this even possible? I mean, are women even capable of hate-fucking someone? How does that work? Focus: some of you are doing this all wrong. Carrie Underwood? Jessica Alba? The Rosetta Stone lady? Betty White's smokin'-hot ass?* Please. The goal is to fuck someone because they do/say something rage-inducing on a constant basis, someone you wouldn't do otherwise. Some stuck-up piece of shit who thinks they are several tiers above you in life and is quick to remind you of it. Someone who, should you buy them for what they're worth and sell them for what they think they're worth, you'd be richer than a Lebowski. I'm talking, of course, about Cameron Diaz. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise: Cameron Diaz is the reason that the word 'cunt' exists in the English language. When someone of her status turns down autographs the way she does, someone ought to take a rolled-up newspaper, smack her in the head, and say, "No." It's not enough to turn down a request; that much I'd be okay with. But she actually takes the time to lecture someone about how dumb autographs are. Sorry Cam, but contrary to what most of your peers have taught you, being a celebrity doesn't give you permission to be a twat. I award you no points. * This is, of course, a joke. However, at 88 years old, she is still cool as shit. I'm not saying I'd fuck her, but if we were in the same room and gin was involved, sparks may fly. Whatever, don't judge me.
Was thinking of her too. Also the nazi twins from Prussian Blue, and every single one from Westboro Baptist Church/Godhatesfags-people.
Every time I see that fucking Rosetta Stone commercial, it irritates the hell out of me because of her over-animated speaking and facial expressions. The commercial is too long and shown way too often. Even worse, whenever it comes on I want to change the channel but I get distracted some by her face, but mostly her giant tits...playing right into the hands of their marketing people. So yeah, I have a lot of rage I'd vent on her.
Carrie Underwood is half decent, and cute as fuck. Anyone else think she looks kind of like a country version of a young Britney Spears? Taylor Swift, however, can eat shit. The only song of hers I can even remotely stand is "fearless," and if I it a few more times I'm going to passionately hate that as well. That "Our Song" is terribly annoying and if every time it comes on one of my good country radio stations it makes me want to slam HER head in a screen door. Little twit. Her face, and specifically her little cat eyes, really piss me off. That being said, I respect that she produces "wholesome" music for the younger ones, and I know someone who's daughter got to meet her and she said Swift was really a genuine person. Still doesn't mean I wouldn't take the opportunity to fuck her in the ass and make her choke on my cock.
So you're saying you don't think I could hate fuck, you? You underestimate us. I cannot stand this greasy slimball. I'm not even sure why but I know I do. I'd make him take an ice cold shower first and WASH THAT SHIT OUT OF HIS HAIR. What is that crap anyway? Afrosheen?