I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller

My main dislike about myself is my hair. It grows really slow and refuses to hold a style. It also looks gross if I don't do anything to it, so I end up having to use a million different products to get it to even look somewhat decent. I also wish I was a little bit taller. I'm around average height for a girl (5'6), but I wish I had a couple extra inches on my legs. I dislike smiling with my teeth because I have huge dimples and I think they make me look too young. I used to really hate my nose, but I've gotten over it. I don't have the greatest profile, but it looks decent enough from straight on. I used to think that my butt was too flat, but the boyfriend has convinced me I was crazy for ever thinking that. I am also probably the least photogenic person ever.

My favorite feature about myself is my skin. It's quite pale and I've had maybe 3 zits in my lifetime. I always get asked what products I use to keep such nice skin but I actually hardly ever wash my face. I'm also a fan of my proportions - I'm curvy, but not obscenely so. Manicurists/pedicurists always compliment me on how adorable my hands and feet are. Despite not looking good in pictures, I look at least nice in person. I've got nice light blue eyes, high cheekbones and full lips.

 

Not to burst anyone's delusions, but the 'lady flower' is about as visually appealing to men as a penis is visually appealing to women. Read: not very.

I wouldn't say that to any girls I was seeing, but any man who says otherwise is overcompensating and trying to come off as manly.

A pair of tits or a nice ass or nice legs are visually stimulating; the vagina (or labia technically) is not really, other than the fact that it means you are about to get laid.

In other words, any 'surgeries' are pointless. Men aren't going to really be staring down there too much.

 

To each their own. As euphemisms go I like 'ladyflower', at least in comparison many other terms for vagina/vulva/labia.

 

Aesthetically, I agree. Sexually, I don't care. It's the broad shapes that capture my attention, not the details.

 

You know, if your face is down there you don't have much choice but to look at it and, while it's not the main reason I'm there, pleasant scenery is an added bonus.

On focus, I have the straightest hair in the world. Combing or brushing does nothing, it just falls back straight. I could, I suppose, use a bunch of product and force it to do something, but I'd rather shave it all off than spend that much time on my hair.

 

Height doesn't bother me too much. I'm 5'9" and the only time I feel self conscious is when I actually have to look up to talk to someone. There's plenty of short girls.

I am losing my hair at 27 though. It's getting pretty thin on top but I'm honestly more concerned with it not looking like a comb over. About to try out Rogaine.

If I was 6'5", losing hair on top of my head wouldn't matter.

My girlfriend is very self conscious up this. She won't even let me give her oral which is very disappointing. It was a while before she even let me finger her but she's starting to come around. Let me be clear though, there is NOTHING wrong with the way her vagina looks.

 

Count me in as someone who was super self conscious about it, I know a ton of friends who feel similarly as well. Most straight women don't get up close and personal with any vaginas other than their own and if yours doesn't fit the porn model with tiny labia you can easily feel like you are abnormal. I went the route of getting up close and personal with some more vaginas, which soothed my fears a lot. I also recommend your girlfriend look up one of the 'vaginas of the world' tumblrs to see for herself the amount of variety out there and reassure her she's totally fine.

 

Not to be all overcompensating and manly and shit, but do you have any sort of evidence to back up your assertions about the aesthetic preferences of approximately 3.4 billion people? Shit, do you even have anecdotal evidence from conversations with your friends, where you sit around and discuss the fact that you don't really find vaginas all that appealing? Or are you perhaps projecting, rather like a large pair of labia? Really, isn't it all just a matter of taste?

 

Well, while they are busy making it look nice and pink and 18 again, they may as well make it feel 18 again.

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I believe the technical term for this is; The Cranston.

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When my wife was giving birth to our oldest, she had to have an episiotomy performed. Watching the midwife take surgical scissors to her vagina is an image I always see when I'm down there, but I put it aside. Anyone who goes through that in addition to the natural pains of childbirth is deserving of a lot of loving there without hearing any musings that sound like they're coming from an art critic. I just wish they gave her a few extra stitches to tighten things up like I asked.

 

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Reasonable minds may differ on this one. Personally, I like looking at the labia & vulva, and find many of them quite beautiful. That being said, barring some deformity, plastic surgery on the labia is a bit over the top, even for me.

 

I see what you did there.

What if the plastic surgery is done to look like the Star Trek logo or something? (note: no idea if that's right, but this reminds me of something)

 

My wife works for the health authority and we about lost it when we found out that just locally in our city (120K population for the area) perform at least 3 Vaginoplasty per week.

That's a lot of ham sandwiches being made presentable again. on average that's 156 better looking pussies a year.

 

According to information I've gleaned about vaginas, that can include reconstructive surgeries for women who had the misfortune of giving birth to babies. I can't even imagine what kind of exploded-deli sandwich horror freakshows those 'before pictures' would look like.


Edit: I checked to see if there was a 'www.imgur.com/r/explodedvaginas' subreddit. But there isn't.

 

My hair is frustrating. I'm yet to start losing any of it and it's thick and lustrous enough to deflect small arms fire (real anchorman shit), but It's loaded and curls with cowlicks once I try to grow any reasonable length on it. So, I usually keep it short so I don't look like one of those wild-eyed, pee-stained nutjobs screaming about Jesus through a broken bullhorn on a downtown street corner.

I have small hands as well. Smaller than I think any of my friends. I sucked at mercy fights my entire childhood, which of course resulted in much pain.